So let me get this straight. UCLA has had Jerry Neuheisel on their staff for like 6 years, coaching tight ends, and didn't figure out he was some kind of offensive genius until like a week ago when they fell basically ass backwards into it? Do I have that right?
The Mariners have a chance to clinch the AL West tonight for the first time since 2001...
At that time:
- the iPhone didn’t exist
- Tom Brady had not made an NFL start
- Taylor Swift’s first album was still five years away