Randy Root

[zach bitango @ZachBitango]

CRIMINAL HULKS OUT IN COURT , COLUMBIANA COUNTY, OHIO.

First, he BROKE HIS HANDCUFFS OFF.

Then the suspect turned, THROAT-PUNCHED the sheriff’s deputy escorting him, turned around, and absolutely TRUCKED the second sheriff.

Timothy Regal was there to be sentenced on charges including assault, aggravated menacing, and failure to comply.

I saw this late last night, had to share it.

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

IT'S WEEK 1 NFL WEEKEND!!!

We got a box from a team that holds a VERY special place in my heart... it's the CLEVELAND BROWNS!!!

I grew up a Browns fan... my favorite player was Leroy Kelly and I even got his autograph!

Thank you Coach Monken and @Browns for all this stuff!!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Happy 3 year anniversary of Tim Anderson getting dropped by Jose Ramirez for those who celebrate

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

Ariana Grande reminded me of the first villain from Sailor Moon 😭

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

These were so good!

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Congrats. You played yourself.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

You've been summoned by a higher being... you must go.

[NE Ohio Scanner @NEO_Scan]

Brooklyn ~ Injury MVA - I480E/just W of Ridge - 2 chuckleheads that were racing wiped out on L berm. One veh was a Prius. #GoFigure -BW

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Are you with Justin, or are you with Randy??

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Brought to you by the alcohol industry 😂

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Its cheaper to get tickets to a Mets game than it is to get a Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme 😳

(via @TickPick, @tacobell)

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Maybe if he put his hat on backwards you'd be able to see the similarity.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

BEST DAY OF THE YEAR

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Not a surprise.

#GuardsBall

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

Granny has no filter

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

My favorite thing that happened on the internet. 😂

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Lou Holtz, the quick-witted college football coach who led Notre Dame to a national championship in 1988 and burnished his reputation as a master at rebuilding programs, has died at the age of 89, his family said Wednesday.

https://t.co/V7YpBJFueg

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

My favorite online exchange. 😂

[Trevor Bauer (トレバー・バウアー) @BauerOutage]

This Is Why José Ramírez Is Special