Randy “Rumplemintz” Orton

2012 Men’s Lacrosee Player of the Year | 3 time local cornhole champion

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Something just came across my desk…

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300 million a quarter for cranking hog #imagine #dreamlife #hog2.0

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

Steve Ballmer earns more than $300 million in dividends from his Microsoft stock every quarter. That means it will take him less than 10 days to cover the $30 million fine. Stripping the Clippers of 5 first-round picks is the real punishment.

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Mike Elias should be ground up into an Eckiban Sandwich

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The lakers front office boutta look at bronny the same way Barry bonds saw a hanging curve ball

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Mbappe landed more strikes than Mcgregor

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You think she fucks with dudes making $17 an hour?

[Christopher Nolan Archives @NolanAnalyst]

Anne Hathaway at THE ODYSSEY premiere in Paris. https://t.co/SbvO3Ka9mR

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Egypts manager against Argentina
#messi #egypt #argentina

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BAZINGA

[Maryland Men’s Basketball @TerrapinHoops]

Since we're sharing throwbacks.

[Busch Beer @BuschBeer]

The votes for #BuschFlavorShowdown are pouring in and Busch Light Lime Summer is BACK ON!

Busch Light Lime is coming BACK just in time for summer. Available SOON in select markets for a lime-ited time!

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Cmon man

[Harold “Thraxed” Gentry @haroldgentry47]

Heavy discourse tonight

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We don’t need this foid interrupting the real Beev. She doesn’t compare to Mary Kate, Lily Lang, or Gabby Ellis.

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The #bamaboxdox videos are insane

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Breaking News: Maddie Kowalski followed Gabby Ellis
#bamaboxdox

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Expand Gabby Ellis #BamaBoxDox

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Hearken, Canefederacy. Tonight we ride at dawn. The storm gathers as our mighty Canes seek to close the series and claim passage to Lord Stanley’s final reckoning. Raise thy banners, sound the cry, and let the realm know: the storm shall not be denied.

#RAH

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Mr. Yahu- if you can hear us, please bring Busch Orange to life

[Busch Beer @BuschBeer]

It’s a first for us! Welcome to the #BuschFlavorShowdown!

YOU get to help pick a new flavor! Drop a 🍑🍋 or 🍊in the comments to let us know which one you’d like to crack open!

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@BuschBeer ORANGE

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Will the Rizzler be court side at MSG for game 1?

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Would you rather have a million dollars OR babysit Adonis?

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Kay Adams could suckkkk it

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Kay Adams on the YouTube red carpet 🥵