Randy “The Rocket” Wright

Arkansas ‘89 | Wing-T enthusiast | HOA pledge master | 2023 DUI recipient | Proud DraftKings donor

[Randy “The Rocket” Wright @RandyRWright81]

All the cousins talkin bout getting married and jobs and shit, I’m tryna discuss bag and Batman or some shit #bag

[Randy “The Rocket” Wright @RandyRWright81]

The Browns are honest they just fuck me right from the start of the szn so u know it’s coming but the Cavs are sick little fucks that like to wine and dine me and then fuck me when I least expect it

[Randy “The Rocket” Wright @RandyRWright81]

Toilet paper is almost transparent, things are about to get messy #shrinkwiping

[Randy “The Rocket” Wright @RandyRWright81]

The 22 beers I had last night and my morning coffee battling for who’s gonna make me shit the hardest #poop

[Randy “The Rocket” Wright @RandyRWright81]

Bitches come and go but that free Fliff dollar… that shits there for me everyday

[Randy “The Rocket” Wright @RandyRWright81]

Biggest homily of the year and father goes an abysmal 0-10 on jokes #EasterSunday