Randy Stonks

Stonks. Gambling. The Cluckhold. Fowl mouthed. Spicy queefs. Half of Guns N’Robots. They/them. Check out my onlyfans for the good stuff.

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I put the anel in humanely

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@moriahmillsss @Zionwilliamson Classic Zion, always eating

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Do not let mark few drive tonight!!!

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@DeadPresPicks @Eagles Maybe as an offensive lineman

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Now I know why Leo wants to save the planet so bad, he wants to leave it a better place for that barely legal pussy pie!

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#UFC285

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#UFC283 Time to put on my red panties, tonight is going to be special. There’s some monster odds but have no fear,Randy is here and we’re queer and let’s have a day.Basharat, Garry, rakhmonov, shevchenko. Mls. It’s ugly as buster Murdaugh but it cashes easy at even money. Then..

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Upset special: Jones by dec, shevchenko by dec, shavkat by sub, Nickal by sub, Turner by tko, Jones ml, Brunson ov 1.5, Garry ov 1.5, Ricci by dec parlays pays +51938. Lock!!!!

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@ABC

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@SourStonks He is the goat at killing two people and getting away with it, so of course we all want his thoughts on it!! (I can’t view the vid cuz he blocked me for tweeting knife emojis so someone send me a copy plz)

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@BarstoolBigCat @StellaBlueCoff 198.7

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@SourStonks He looks like a potato. He should have just done the good ol fashioned classic murder the wife and a waiter and he would have gotten away with it.

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Everyone is so vane nowadays, I just saw a homeless dude with a sign that said “will suck for ozempic”. The nerve! For the record, I would too, but still #thinisin #thintowin (dm me if you have any)

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The stonk curse continues!

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Tommy fury is a mimbo, he’s the Jimmy g of boxing. Too hot to be good. Jake paul ml, take it the bank 💰 💴 🍆 💦 #PaulFury

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(2/2) taken away. But remember when lebron whipped his hog out on live tv?? it was something you didn’t need to see but also did need to see. That’s what that was for the birds d. It was pathetic. AND will be addressed and we will win SB58, how bout that!!

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(1/2) Folks are askin Randy’s thoughts on the super bowl. I’ve had some time to process and meet with a bankruptcy attorney. Was the fix in with calls/field conditions? Maybe. Possibly. Probably. Ill be spinning in my urn thinking about this game. The one that got away…

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@AdamSchefter @joshweinfuss Good riddance, he was pathetic when it mattered most

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@SportsCenter Dishwalla

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@EddieTrunk hoping you could text nuno for the faithful and see what color of boots Rihanna is wearing, gotta pay for kids college. Thanks buddy!