Danny Bruckbauer

Yever drank a drank from a drankin drankerton?

[Danny Bruckbauer @RangerDan7]

@husker_sully15 @TomOPowerful @FrostydaSNEWMAN No. That’s an umbrella. A theremin is that skinny Girl Scout cookie with the chocolate covering.

[Danny Bruckbauer @RangerDan7]

Hey music people. Could you hypothetically create a stage sized theremin and choreograph a dance to create a song? Cuz that would be fucking insane. The future is weird.

[Danny Bruckbauer @RangerDan7]

@iZebley No but your face boutta be you keep talkin

[Danny Bruckbauer @RangerDan7]

Would you rather buy one $10 item? Or two $5 items?

[Danny Bruckbauer @RangerDan7]

@PatrickStrom5 Taco John’s is Taco Bell for people who only want potato oles*

[Danny Bruckbauer @RangerDan7]

@AboveandBe_John You’re the only one.

[Danny Bruckbauer @RangerDan7]

If you don’t like bowling I don’t like you

[Danny Bruckbauer @RangerDan7]

@loganvski @GerryCarlin Probly I would say Mickey

[Danny Bruckbauer @RangerDan7]

@Dillybar1414 @clairerickson_4 @A_Aron7 Yes! It looks like you work for google!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Baddest man on the planet

[Danny Bruckbauer @RangerDan7]

@Scalisti @SqueaksSJU_2018 @bekblad81 @PeterBlaney11 No no no, you two are thinking of Mormons. They ride the bicycles

[Danny Bruckbauer @RangerDan7]

I have full confidence that I could wrestle a moose and lose

[Danny Bruckbauer @RangerDan7]

When water hits, there’s literally nothing that has ever been better.

[Danny Bruckbauer @RangerDan7]

I think at some point we’re all gonna die but by that point robots will be self sustaining and the human race will live on through them. Like we’re gonna run outta oxygen or some shit. But they won’t need it so they’ll be all good and that’ll be the next wave of earth beings.

[Danny Bruckbauer @RangerDan7]

@TaylorEbonyMae Gotta be a tisk and a sigh 😂

[Danny Bruckbauer @RangerDan7]

@PeterBlaney11 Skis for hands

[Danny Bruckbauer @RangerDan7]

@SirWillHarris You’ll be singing a different tune after you see me whack that dimple dinger 590 yards straight into that pin perchin clink cup

[Danny Bruckbauer @RangerDan7]

@Krookaird Quit sliding them down your gullet whole, that might help.

[kayjii @kayjii]

MY FRIEND JUST SEND ME THIS WTF HAHAHA

[Danny Bruckbauer @RangerDan7]

@PeterBlaney11 @AboveandBe_John It’s Jess!

[Danny Bruckbauer @RangerDan7]

@PeterBlaney11 I’ll build it.