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@DocDaZeus @Mart1n__Ernst @ContraPoints don't tell martin what usaid stands for

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@defsnotpaco @barkmeta @grok @S733V3 @barkmeta needs to ask grok a few more clarifying questions i think. he almost gets it

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@barkmeta @defsnotpaco @grok @S733V3 okay what was the price "at the open"

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@KFCBarstool is nytimes experimenting with putting out fully ai written articles? sports section seems like the best place to start

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@RyanMedrina @LVilla45356 @LordInosuke741 @johan1151951 ya unlike haki

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you can tell if a show was actually good or not if their final season got a bluray release

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but like. what if we breed pigs to have smaller brains

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Is it a slow news day? Quick, ask your milk deliveryman if he has any ideas for a better way to board airplanes!

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In five years I’m not going to be allowed to wipe my ass without being texted a verification code first

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@catherine_pears This tweet isn’t getting the respect it deserves

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I just googled “the name Ralf” because I didn’t realize it was a common name or remember how to spell it

Or that I had a grandpa Ralph but I don’t think that’s relevant

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I'm still grappling with how much marketing fucked my head as a kid but the idea that I once thought tictacs are sophisticated is too much

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I never have to worry about being sucked into a cult's whirlpool because they all look like a lot of work and I just don't have that kind of follow through

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The main reason I'm not famous is I don't think I could handle the social pressure to do everyone's podcast

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Thursday 2pm mood

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People who say "just kidding" a lot must assume they're way smarter than everyone else

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The whole goal of conversation is to get to the point where you don't need to conversate

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Friday afternoon mood

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People who use their mouth to open things are barely even human.

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No one is roasting coffee beans with their hands so everyone needs to take a step back