RangersDa

45. Love the Rangers. Season ticket. 4 or maybe 5 kids. 3rd wife.

[RangersDa @RangersDa1]

decide nae point and keep it for maself. song finishes and I go tae the bogs. pound the baggie hard. teeth are buzzing like pylon. remember it was my oldest kids birthday yesterday. missed it. oh well, problem for another day.

[RangersDa @RangersDa1]

Tuesday night in Seville. town is buzzing wi bears. live for nights like this. been a heavy day already so insides are garbled wi cheng and 8 - 10 Estrellas.

[RangersDa @RangersDa1]

Ah climb up oan the stage. Bathe haunds up in the air. So sparked. All eyes on me the Rangers Da. Crowd are loving it. Feel a wave of emotion and love for ma fellow bears. think aboot sharing oot the cheng, maybe a wee end of a key for everyone so it goes around.

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When Ah get oot, realise I left ma phone in there wi ma ticket for the match oan it. Anyways, will sort it the morra. Problem for another day.

[RangersDa @RangersDa1]

Seville. Tuesday night / Wednesday morning. Maybe 3am. Or could have been 5am. Get haunded a card that shows way tae a strip club. Comes wi free drink. Rude not to.

[RangersDa @RangersDa1]

Sit down. Free Estrella arrives. Watered down. Bit warm. Nae danger. Will drink it anyway. Bird comes over tae speak but Ah start a follow follow chant and get kicked oot. Jokes on them cos the Rangers Da got the free beer.

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@ibroxrocks Buzzing. Fae aw the cheng.

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@Rangers0nTour Slaters made to order no less…

[RangersDa @RangersDa1]

Was just telling ma pal, see at start of the season, ah couldn’t have predicted that ad be taking a sickie this week and going tae Seville for Europa final. I just thought ad watch it at home.

[RangersDa @RangersDa1]

given av been telt to behave maself in Seville, av decided not to buy the RyanAir scratch card. mrs hates it when ah gamble.

[RangersDa @RangersDa1]

almost feel bad about spending the kids pocket money oan the new third strip. Ah will be taps aff until am oan the plane hame anyway. bit of a waste when ah could have spent their pocket money on beer and cheng instead.

[RangersDa @RangersDa1]

av never been to Seville but heard it’s famous for its oranges. funny cos if there is wan thing the Rangers are famous for, it’s red, white and blue. guess we have both got famous colours anyway.

[RangersDa @RangersDa1]

Enrico redeems himself with some decent ket which I take in place of the cheng. Spose am on hols so can’t hurt to be cultural and go for a change anyway. besides need to use up the Euros as kids won’t be able to use them anyway.

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Spanish dealer is mucking us about. we asked for 2 baggies each so 6 in total. tries to sell us laughing gas. what does he think this is? a casual school night sesh. no way Jose I tell him. he says his name is Enrico.

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Enrico the dealer is seriously asking for a slap. asked for a try before you buy on the cheng. he says no but I do it anyway. sure enough, its weaker than the whiskey boner I gave the wife on Sunday.

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decide to be cultural and order a local beer. try one called Estrella. quite like it but will be switching back to Tenants when I can. ask the bar man if he has heard of it. says no senor. decide to leave for a new venue when av finished this pint.

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bears back at home msg in group chat about head in to the louden tae watch the match. this is why ah had tae get oot tae Seville. been barred from Loudens for aboot 10 year.

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get a txt from mrs. ragin av been ignoring her calls. weans running riot apparently. Kev calls the number of the dealer and gets a pick up time. problems wi the weans will have tae wait. Problem for another day.