rango

i have strong opinions about rome but like in a sexy leftist way - i sell cool things on etsy

[rango @RangoRoadKill]

“God pulled me out of my homosexuality” okay but when i talk to God They want me to be the biggest faggot i can be. what about that, rebecca

[rango @RangoRoadKill]

me: you’re a frog?

kermit: THE

[rango @RangoRoadKill]

accidentally fat shamed a coworker today. meant to say something like “you’re always serving” or “you ate!” but instead i blurted out “you’re always eating”

[rango @RangoRoadKill]

sorry for being mia. gonna tweet some things now. yeah i said tweet. peg me.

[rango @RangoRoadKill]

when you’re gone it feels like my arms rest in the shape of you

[rango @RangoRoadKill]

@WonpilsPiano i’m only 22 but he’s older than my mom too 😭😭

[rango @RangoRoadKill]

me and my mom have less of an age gap

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Dane Cook, 51, marries longtime partner Kelsi Taylor, 24, after dating for five years.

[rango @RangoRoadKill]

straight ppl discover polyamory

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

A MUST READ!!!! https://t.co/KFfIG20X4E

[rango @RangoRoadKill]

this but just with florida

[rango @RangoRoadKill]

i love “loosing” to a bear

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

people are absolutely delusional about their chances in a physical combat with even a juvenile bear

[The City Reporter @THECITYNY]

NYPD administrative judge recommends no discipline for two officers involved in the shooting death of 32-year-old Kawaski Trawick. https://t.co/m4cDkCvxyO

[Peter Raleigh @PetreRaleigh]

Scorsese discourse is always uniquely jarring because my brain sort of refuses to accept that some people actually feel genuine personal animus towards Martin Scorsese

[rango @RangoRoadKill]

@_celia_bedelia_ haven’t you considered that talking to students as a teacher is the same thing as dating someone 2-ish generations younger than you? i am very smart /s

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

I'm CRYINGGGGGG 😭😭😭😭 she realized QUICKLY

[Pander 🇵🇸 @PanderShirts]

Queer kids on here being so scandalized by Folsom and calling everyone sex fiend pedos again. It’s a decades old historic queer event that takes place on a closed off street you absolute losers.

[rango @RangoRoadKill]

@TempestPaige your dress matches their flowers!!!!

[rango @RangoRoadKill]

borders are evil

[New York Post @nypost]

Migrant children pictured howling in pain as they crawl through razor wire to reach the US https://t.co/Swn68H9rE5

[rango @RangoRoadKill]

“but how can we make the division of labor equal it’s so hard” my brother in Christ please try talking to and listening to your girlfriend/partner

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

boy math is when he does the oil changes and snow shoveling and she does the cooking and laundry and he decides they have equal workloads because they both do two chores

[rango @RangoRoadKill]

not to be dramatic but it’s kinda neat that one of the first acts of Christ after His resurrection, is to comfort Mary Magdalene and tell her to preach the gospel.