Jeff Foxworthy and Muslims
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Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, red necks, etc., but it's insensitive to make jokes about the Muslims?
Well, it's time to level the playing field and be politically incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list. So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his list ...
1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, you may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can't afford shoes, you may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth, you may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles, bullet-proof and suicide, you may be a Muslim.
6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad against, you may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing,
you may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, you may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive and do not forward it, you are part of the problem here in America …
but if you delete this, you are most likely a Muslim. Eishhhhhh 😡😡😡😡
The video contains some of the most prominent leaked files from Jeffrey Epstein's island, and in one scene, a child, one of Epstein's survivors, appears with a baby in her womb. Epstein and his associates must be brought to justice. These are truly terrifying scenes.👇😨
Here it is:
Democrats say, “There’s no evidence of voter fraud.”
Well, here is a Democrat—not just a Democrat, but August Gitschlag, the Elections Clerk in Fraser, Michigan.
Caught on hidden camera explaining how to steal an election.
Election Clerk August Gitschlag: “These guys will go door-to-door and take people’s ballots. They bully them, and then the people hand over their ballots.
Voter fraud happens in small ethnic communities when someone is more assimilated and can run the show through intimidation. They say, ‘If you don’t vote for me, your cousin will have nowhere to live next year when he comes in.’
They go around the neighborhood with absentee ballot applications and have people sign them. Then they have some candidate drop them all off at City Hall.
After that, they know when the ballots go out, so they go back to the person’s house and say, ‘Give it up. Sign the envelope. Give me the ballot.’
They’re harvesters. I admit it.”
يقول وجدت عند عائلة سويدية إنجيل قديم جدا منذ ١٨٠٠ م وفيه أنّ اليهود عبدوا الشيطان بعل
وقرأ النص : "وأقام اليهود في سديم ، وفعلوا الزنا وأكلوا من ولائم ذبائح آلهة الوثنيين ؛ وسجدوا لآلهتهم، و إلى الإله بعل ، فاشتعل غضب الرب عليهم"
ووجدت فيه خريطة ليس فيها ذكر إسرائيل وإنما فلسطين
Yesterday I went to Minneapolis polls disguised as a Muslim woman.
Poll workers were going to let me vote in other people’s names, and then vouch for 8 other unregistered foreigners.
Full video coming soon. Stay tuned.
@ctznjusticelg
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Left frame, Raw Footage (Actual)
Right frame, what Media televised
(CGI PLANE ADDED)
911 TRUTH at 17PLUS https://t.co/etvF9LyPdP
STOP CALLING THEM CAMERAS. THEY ARE CERAMIC-BACKED PHASED ARRAY RADAR BODY SCANNERS. WE HAVE THE PATENTS WHICH PROVE IT. THEY ARE CLASSED AS ELECTROMAGNETIC ENERGY WEAPONS ON THE PATENT. #ULEZ
CAUGHT INSIDE MINNEAPOLIS POLLING BOOTHS: Minnesota Poll Workers Tell O’Keefe, Dressed in Muslim Garb, & @camhigby, in a Burka, That They Can Vouch for Eight Unregistered Voters Without ID, Allowing Them to Vote in Minnesota Primary Election
Election worker says, “You’re the ID,” referring to the registered voter serving as identification for the people they are vouching for.
Election worker confirms O’Keefe’s question about unregistered voters being vouched for: “I can vouch for them. They are not registered… That’s okay. That’s fine. Yeah!”
Election worker explains that a registered voter in the same precinct can vouch for up to eight people: “If you’re all in the same precinct and you are already registered, you can vouch for them as ID. Eight people.”
More reports coming soon from the Justice League. @realmuckraker@anthonyjrubin@camhigby@ctznjusticelg
🚨🚨 THE GREATEST HEIST IN AMERICAN HISTORY JUST GOT EXPOSED 🚨🚨
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. walked into HHS… and discovered the vault door had been left wide open on purpose.
$2.2 TRILLION of your money.
4 MILLION transactions every single day.
50 states + 5 territories.
The anti-fraud team that was supposed to guard it?
80 people.
Xavier Becerra and the Biden crew transferred 76 of them out.
Left with SIX.
SIX people.
What happened next was pure chaos:
• Phony hospices in Los Angeles billing $6,000 a month for patients who never existed
• Durable medical equipment scams draining tens of billions
• Autism services looted for tens of billions more
The store was unlocked.
The thieves cleaned it out.
And nobody was watching the cameras.
This wasn’t a mistake.
This wasn’t incompetence.
This was the deliberate dismantling of America’s last line of defense against the biggest government fraud in modern history.
RFK Jr. just called it what it is:
THE CRIME OF THE CENTURY.
And now the American people know exactly who left the door unlocked.
Share this until every single taxpayer sees it.
They thought we’d never find out.
They were wrong.
🔥 THEY SAID IT NEVER HAPPENS… UNTIL IT DID RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEIR FACES 🔥
A CNN panel just exploded.
Bush White House spokesman Pete Seat is sitting THREE FEET from Obama’s own strategist David Axelrod…
And he drops the nuclear truth:
“Barack Obama got on the 2008 Indiana primary ballot because Democrats in St. Joseph County submitted FRAUDULENT petition signatures. People — including the county Democratic chair — went to JAIL over it. He shouldn’t have been on that ballot.”
Axelrod freezes.
“How did that get determined?”
Seat doesn’t flinch:
“It was exposed TWO YEARS later. Went through the courts. People went to jail. That’s the problem… nobody caught it before he was already on the ballot.”
FACT CHECK: 100% TRUE ✅
In 2013, four Indiana Democrats were CONVICTED for forging those signatures — literally copying names off old petitions. Even a former governor’s name was forged. County Democratic Chairman Butch Morgan went to PRISON for orchestrating it.
The thing they swore “never happens”…
HAPPENED.
And a party chairman did hard time for it.
Election fraud isn’t a “conspiracy theory.”
It’s a documented crime.
And they got away with it long enough to change history.
Share this before they try to memory-hole it.
🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING: THE MOST EXPLOSIVE REVELATION IN AMERICAN HISTORY 🚨🚨🚨
Declassified documents just DROPPED from the White House Government Transparency Task Force…
OPERATION ROUND RIVER is REAL.
The FBI under Christopher Wray + U.S. intelligence agencies ran a secret black-ops campaign to DESTROY the truth about Biden family corruption…
…manipulate intelligence…
…and OVERTHROW the United States government on November 3, 2020.
Not “election interference.”
Not “disinformation.”
A COUP.
They planted FORTY informants inside the Biden family for 15 YEARS.
They collected mountains of criminal evidence…
…then deliberately RED-FLAGGED THEIR OWN EVIDENCE as “Russian disinformation.”
They falsified it.
They fabricated it.
They distorted it.
They buried it.
Biden was blackmailing foreign countries.
Foreign countries were blackmailing Biden.
And the FBI was blackmailing Biden too.
This wasn’t a failure.
This was the plan.
The Deep State didn’t just tip the scales…
THEY STOLE THE REPUBLIC.
Watch the full explosive clip 👇
Then ask yourself:
How deep does this go?
Who else knew?
And when do the handcuffs come out?
SHARE THIS BEFORE THEY TRY TO ERASE IT.
The American people deserve the truth. NOW.
🇺🇸 #OperationRoundRiver #ExposeTheCoup
This is not Middle East, this is St. Charles, Illinois
America is being conquered without a single shot fired
This is the Chicagoland Halal Fest…. This doesn’t look like America. We are allowing American culture to be replaced
911 TRUTH! RESEARCH! LEARN!
Left frame, Raw Footage (Actual)
Right frame, what Media televised
(CGI PLANE ADDED)
911 TRUTH at 17PLUS https://t.co/5rFoC4khVm
WHAT ONCE SEEMED IMPOSSIBLE… Beam me up Scotty 👭
This footage was recorded in 2014.
It captured the first successful teleportation attempt - a moment that marked the beginning of something the world was never meant to see.
For generations, teleportation belonged to magic, dreams and science fiction.
Behind closed doors, the technology continued to evolve - quietly, secretly - until it became something far beyond that first experiment.
Today, the secrecy ends.
I am incredibly proud to announce that we are preparing to bring this technology forward - not for a chosen few, but with the vision of making it accessible to people across the Earth. 🌍
What yesterday was called magic…
What later became science fiction…
Is about to be presented as reality.
The next chapter of human history begins very soon.
🚨 BREAKING: Acting AG Blanche and FBI Director Patel announce a grand jury has INDICTED leftist NGO Southern Poverty Law Center on 11 COUNTS
This is MASSIVE!
SPLC said they were "fighting white supremacy," but they were "MANUFACTURING the extremism it purports to expose" by PAYING sources to "stoke racial hatred," per Acting AG Blanche
Best part? They've been charged in the Middle District of Alabama!
They're SCREWED! 🔥
SPLC has been hit with SIX counts of wirefraud, four counts of bank fraud, and one count of conspiracy to commit money laundering.
This is Mike Shirley. He is the Senate majority leader in Michigan.
Here he spills the beans.
He says January 6th was coordinated with Nancy Pelosi and Mitch McConnell.
It was a setup to stop Trump and MAGA.
🚨 EL REPORTAJE DE ABC DE 1985 QUE NADIE QUIERE RECORDAR
En 1985,ABC emitió “The Devil Worshippers”
Mostraron rituales,crímenes y redes de adoradores del diablo operando en todo EEUU.
Después… silencio.
Fue solo pánico mediático❓
O tocaron algo que no debían❓
Despierta.🫵
🚨DETROIT JUST GOT HIT WITH ANOTHER LAYER OF BALLOT CHAOS
James O’Keefe and O’Keefe Media Group pulled the records and found multiple absentee ballot return envelopes tied to the SAME Detroit voters.
Different ballot numbers.
Different election-official initials.
Strikingly different signatures.
In one case — two separate voter ID numbers for the exact same name, birthdate, and address.
So they went door-to-door.
One voter: “They must have sent me two.”
Another: “What about it?” then ordered them off the property.
A family member threatened to release the dog.
One registered address was an abandoned building. Another voter looked at the second signature on her own envelope and didn’t recognize it.
This is not a “glitch.” This is the system they still swear is the most secure in the world.
Credit to @JamesOKeefeIII and the OMG team for the boots-on-the-ground work. They’re already FOIAing the full ballot histories so we can see what actually got counted.
The rolls stay dirty. The envelopes keep multiplying. And the same people who scream “threat to democracy” are the ones protecting this.
Patriots see it. The machine hates that we do.