Artemis

Buy a man eat fish, He day, Teach fish man To a lifetime

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my mom made a crown for my frog statue named James

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Duchamp would have loved 6 7 jokes

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She yertle on my turtle till I the

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My boyfriend and his cat

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My boyfriend lives here too I guess lol

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Me and bestie reunited after 2 and a half years ❤️

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With every expensive piece of paper, my power grows stronger

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Here are the funniest parts of the cephalopod intelligence wikipedia page that I just read

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Hawk tuah this, hawk tuah that. Y’all better walk tuah the polls and vote for Kamala Harris on November 5th

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Why are nissan rogue drivers like that

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I don’t like that they made it really difficult to make hot guys in the baldur’s gate 3 character customization

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Yay it’s my birthday now I can finally join the 27 club

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@arseneamulet Yeah….. that sounds about right. Art school kids are built different

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being a student of cooperative arts and humanities high school: help me b4 I commit sue of side

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@arseneamulet One day in my junior year there were 5 fights in a single day. Also one time they blocked off the cafeteria staircase with caution tape for like a week because someone gave someone else a blowjob in there. Also someone pissed in the soap dispenser. Co-op never changes

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green day green day green day green day

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@arseneamulet I believe in you. Depending on what department you’re in, you might even survive until personhood!

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when you’re depressed and grieving so you peer pressure your boyfriend into fostering kittens and now you have two foster sons 👍🏻

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There’s nothing to do when the world ends except end with it

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@InspiredMilk__ This is valid and true

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Multiple men have made the Minecraft villager noise in my ear while laying on top of me. Is this gender

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@sparksonprogram why must this happen