Shredded Wheat

Do I want to dance?!? Wrong verb. #ifolllowback

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🎧 Like A G6 by Far East Movement on @PandoraMusic https://t.co/tVcuQ8B4KT

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@NamfohCire Lolllll ding ding ding

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@NamfohCire Walking down grocery aisles is like walking in a haunted house

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@NamfohCire Awww happy Coronavirus birthday!!! And many more!

[Eric Hoffman @NamfohCire]

Having a great birthday, y’all!

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@Averytrail

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My mom didn't raise a quitter, but she did raise a procrastinator

[Waj @myconfusedface]

I promise its even better the 2nd time you watch it.

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Question: How can you sleep at night when you know you destroyed someone who only wanted to give you his world?

Answer: with the fan on medium

[Joshua @jlewdatruth]

*Gets asked "how ya doin" at work*

My Brain:
Don't say it
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Me:
"Living the dream"

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"If you're guilty and you know it put your hands up, maybe heaven's a parking spot in the back lot, and maybe god is just a cop that we can fast talk."

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My father raised me, taught me, comforted me, encouraged me and supported me in all things. He loved me, and I loved him. He taught me how to live. His love and his care, ever present, always unfailing, took me from a girl to a woman — and he showed me what it is to be a man.

[‘Cundo 🇵🇸 @FacundoXXII]

I’m just fuckin’ wit y’all https://t.co/OPf3DttCVc

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"I'm upset, $50K on my head is disrespect. Was so offended I had to double check."

[Kyle Brownlee @_kylebrownlee]

how are unicorns fake but giraffes are real like what’s more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard-moose-camel with a 40 foot neck

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When the gate agent said I was second in line for an upgrade to 1st class, I felt that