Robert Arensmeyer

Why something, and not nothing? Why music, and not noise? HTTR Forever.

[Robert Arensmeyer @RArensmeyer]

@dodgers_burner They literally enforced the coaches boxes rule this year to stop sign stealing from 1st and 3rd coaches.

[Robert Arensmeyer @RArensmeyer]

@TheStalwart @alexolegimas In some instances you would also build these structures to appease the Gods in hopes of bringing about favorable weather and crops and thus it was seen as a step in gaining further calories to be consumed.

[Robert Arensmeyer @RArensmeyer]

@mtracey It’s now just getting weird bro.

[Robert Arensmeyer @RArensmeyer]

@nahuelhilal @Tesla How strict is the system that is monitoring you for paying attention? Did you get any warnings? What happens if you are considered not actively paying attention too many times?

[Robert Arensmeyer @RArensmeyer]

Die the way you lived life- all of a sudden.

[Robert Arensmeyer @RArensmeyer]

@RedStateLexi @TheStalwart @justkarl Actually, Catholicism reveals verity through verve.

[Robert Arensmeyer @RArensmeyer]

Give my car to Johnny Dogs, my wine to the Garrison Pub, my horses to someone who’s no work for them, my bullets to someone who’s no names to write on them, and my guns to someone who has no use for them. Once, I nearly got fucking everything. But nearly doesn’t count.

[Robert Arensmeyer @RArensmeyer]

It should be Italian to God, French to women, German to men and Spanish to your horse.

[Hermes @chaotichermes]

I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse - Charles V, Holy Roman Empire

[Libriscent @libriscent]

ADHDer's dream job:

Being a Professional Idea Generator.
Giving Unlimited ideas with absolutely no responsibility for implementation.

[Robert Arensmeyer @RArensmeyer]

Yes.

[Henry Shevlin @dioscuri]

Idea: a bar called The Situation Room. Like a sports bar but for politics. Cable news and live feeds on the screens instead of football. Atlases and copies of Jane’s Defence Weekly on every table. Multiple sets of Risk and Diplomacy behind the bar.

[Robert Arensmeyer @RArensmeyer]

I think Will Levis can still be an NFL starting QB and I think Mike LaFleur is the coach to make him the next Sam Darnold. @will_levis

[Robert Arensmeyer @RArensmeyer]

I love this man.

[Country Chord @CountryChord]

Sturgill Simpson announces a brand new album titled “Mutiny After Midnight” under alias Johnny Blue Skies & the Dark Clouds.

The album, which will only be available on vinyl, CD and cassette, will be out on March 13th.

“It is a protest against oppression and suppression, and the only tried and tested true antidote to that is pure, unfiltered, unapologetic, relentless disco-hedonism.”

[Breitlings & Benellis @BarbourBurner]

Every single fraternity pledge in the country just fell to their knees

[Robert Arensmeyer @RArensmeyer]

NFTs were truly one of the great tulip manias of our lifetimes (outside of their true purpose of money laundering.)

[StarPlatinum @StarPlatinum_]

If you’re having a bad day today

Remember someone bought the NFT of the first tweet in history for $2,900,000

And now it’s worth $10

[Robert Arensmeyer @RArensmeyer]

Drew Lock walked so Jaxson Dart could run. #wyteboiswagga

[Robert Arensmeyer @RArensmeyer]

@AWeirdPhysicist @ScottMGreer The eight thousand metric tonnes of gold held by the federal government, more than any other country in the world.

[Robert Arensmeyer @RArensmeyer]

Make it happen Buffalo. Attn: @stoolpresidente @BarstoolGruden @Coach_JayGruden @pegula_terry It feels like it was written in the stars.

[Robert Arensmeyer @RArensmeyer]

I’m so serious… bring Jon Gruden back to the league as the HOC of the Buffalo Bills next season. He was made for that town. Gruden & Allen would be all time iconic duo.