BREAKING: The Virginia GOP has escaped to Southwest VA under Generalissimo Jason Miyares following a massive defeat by Comrade Spanberger's Red Guard in Charlottesville and Southeast Virginia.
Spanberger has said that she and Jay Jones will push to "make all of Virginia woke."
If you are crying and wearing pajama pants in your own yard in northern Virginia they send you to the mental hospital and shave all your hair off. If you have two functioning headlights in Richmond someone will call you an undercover police officer
Bro outed himself as a speedrunning tourist because he doesn't know speedrunning has been basically fueled by autistic and transgender people since the beginning