The Rascal

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I bought a licence for WinRAR.

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

Show day lunch. The key question... what can I make myself at home, before leaving for studio, where I can keep working while cooking... Bbq beans, garlic scrambled eggs, crumpets (with marmite) and some cheese. I'm happy.

[big t @pureuranium]

the way he looks at the camera like a scene from the office im in tears

[twitch.tv/Limmy @DaftLimmy]

Stupid cunts everywhere

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Fish fingers, chips & beans four nights in a row. No regrets.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My father had a glut of courgettes from the allotment. We had them every meal for months. I still hate them 40 years on

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Charlotte Church reveals she has ditched deodorant https://t.co/1inFqnkxvP

[The Rascal @Rascalgeeza]

@sid_lambert The slow zoom into the Mustard advertisement 😚👌

[The Rascal @Rascalgeeza]

Tyson Fury

[Ivo Graham @IvoGraham]

Just missed a train because I tried to get in and out of a curry house in twenty minutes. Agonisingly close. We go again

[Adam McKola @AdamMcKola]

Priorities. 😂

[🐝 @brentfordok]

He’s bringing on fucking Watkins, are you joking

[👍 @CLINT419]

Kobbie dont even smile, does his ting, does his job, goes home, probably listens to tame impala, he’s the real fucking deal.

[Scott Saunders @__scottsaunders]

Watching Sean Dyche talk about curry is quite possibly the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

[🐊 B I L A L 🐊 @hownowcowboiii]

OMG look it’s Doner Summer https://t.co/K3PRal1zDe

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I work from home and drink a lot tea which means I piss a lot. Got bored going up and down the stairs so bought a catheter online. Few teething problems fitting it early on but now I'm a pro. Total game changer. I can just work, drink and piss without leaving my chair.

[The Rascal @Rascalgeeza]

@nathanbrush @jacobdrozario Lol, can I just say, the majority of those meals were not mine but I did see them with my own eyes!