Schelli

Swimmer * Artist * Fish Whisperer * Pinnacle of Truth

[Dane Cook @DaneCook]

#covfefe

There. I'm in too.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

In the 1960's, CIA field agents would occasionally prank each other by slipping each other LSD.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

There is a fifth ninja turtle who is female and is named Venus de Milo.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: Who made this mess?

4-year-old: A hologram.

Me: Since when do you know what a hologram is?

4: Since I saw one make a mess in my room.

[Schelli @RAschelli]

@matt___nelson

[Schelli @RAschelli]

#Batman is more like #HoneyBooBoo than you'd think... @DCComics

[Travis Barker @travisbarker]

Happy Birthday to the legend @WillieNelson 🎸

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

If you were to fall into a black hole, you'd be able to see both the universe beginning and ending due to time dilation.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Cursing raises our pain tolerance by about 50%.

[Schelli @RAschelli]

So is the figure walking left of the big tree one of y'all or... (00:37:44) @themarcusharvey @JuwanMass @DalenSpratt https://t.co/03Vjjt0vgr

[Schelli @RAschelli]

Last time I was on Twitter, it was @gishwhes #TakeMeBack #CornBikini2k16 @mishacollins

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating a jaded, anxious human being.

[Schelli @RAschelli]

Haven't been on here in a minute. Twitter still exists. Good to know.

[Schelli @RAschelli]

@cstacks_on_deck Some girl ripped her suit before the 50 in Beijing, but Dara Torres had her back lol. I would've died from stress 😂

[Schelli @RAschelli]

Having to step down and ripped caps, it even happens at the Olympics🏊🏊