It was harder than I thought to be this honest and vulnerable about something I've struggled with for so long but if one person finds it relatable then it was worth it ... https://t.co/OOo3KWORfi
Does anyone else avoid getting their nails done bc the thought of losing control of your hands for an hour sends you into complete panic mode? Or is that just me?!
*finally gets comfortable in bed ...
“SHIT I forgot to move the damn elf!”
🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
*angrily gets out of bed to move the “damn elf”
And this whole process will be repeated every night for the next 18 nights 🙄
#ihatetheelf#elfontheshelf
today sucked.
but there’s a roof over my head, food for me to eat, and clothes on my back...
someone somewhere is praying for the things i so carelessly ignore. here’s a little reminder to count the good in each day.
Potential Coaching Candidates ranked:
1. Kiffin - Ole Miss becomes instant National story, sells out the stadium, etc. plus he already follows me on Twitter so it’s a good fit
2. Norvell - really tired of losing to him
3. Healy - has the “It” factor
4. Napier - great resumé
The New York Yankees have made signing right-hander Gerrit Cole their top priority and have ownership-level approval to offer him a record deal, sources tell ESPN. News story on the coming bidding war on Cole and the huge contract he's going to command: https://t.co/4dt1mE4xle
When you’re in the car line on the phone (windows down) and the call ends and trap music comes blarring out of your speakers into the church school parking lot for all to hear 😅🙈🤦🏼♀️
@paulfinebaum just said that “Ole Miss is the laughing stock OF THE COUNTRY today!” Well maybe of the SEC but the whole country is a bit extreme 🙄🤦🏼♀️🤣