RatAttack

🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀
((Satire/RP account, vampires are not real, and we certainly wouldn't use Twitter if we were))

[RatAttack @RatAttack17]

How is this place full of more shit than the sewers where I live

Elon Musk can suck my Necrotic Nosferatu Peen

[RatAttack @RatAttack17]

Jesus this website went to shit huh

I mean I live in the sewers but I still have STANDARDS

[RatAttack @RatAttack17]

@clan_gangrel Just summarize the whole Requiem why don't you

[RatAttack @RatAttack17]

I get torpor'd for BARELY SIX MONTHS and the world loses it's FUKKIN MIND

[RatAttack @RatAttack17]

What in the legitmate fuck are the kine doing now

what the fuck is an x

[RatAttack @RatAttack17]

It is my immense pleasure to announce that I have invented the rat pizza and all I needed was a rolling pin and Vigor

[RatAttack @RatAttack17]

Why the fuck are there so many wallabies here what the hell

[RatAttack @RatAttack17]

If anyone needs me, I'll be in my bunker.

Where is my bunker, you ask?

WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW HUH

[RatAttack @RatAttack17]

You know what my haven needs?

Spine windchimes

[RatAttack @RatAttack17]

Tonight I'm gonna huck bricks off the bridge into traffic

feels like one of those nights #Yesferatu

[RatAttack @RatAttack17]

@GangrelByNight Boon first, help later

[RatAttack @RatAttack17]

No, I will NOT say why I have purchased seventy kilograms of quick-set superglue.

That'd ruin the surprise.

[RatAttack @RatAttack17]

Goddamn

fucking

FAIRIES

[RatAttack @RatAttack17]

My sire once said to me; "Yggy, ain't nothing that don't get nightmares - not once they meet us"

That comment has only gotten more poignant as the years have passed.

[RatAttack @RatAttack17]

@clan_gangrel Some of the clans need to touch LESS grass

Yeah I said it

[RatAttack @RatAttack17]

I swear if I ever find Elliot I will shove his eyeballs so far up his shriveled little Gangrel ass that he'll be able to see his teeth

[RatAttack @RatAttack17]

Surprise Elysium Rave Night was not received anywhere NEAR as well as I thought it would be #ElysiumRaveNight #Yesferatu

[RatAttack @RatAttack17]

Comedy is, for the record, a stampede in a shopping mall caused by a large rat detonating into a hail of gore and cheery confetti