eli?

[eli? @ratboymanboy]

pinned tweet

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the worms in my brain want me to relapse and i agree

[eli? @ratboymanboy]

but what’s new

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existence is torture and my body is a prison

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watching trump’s helicopter book it out of nyc while i wait 90 mins for the idea of a bus bc there are pigs on every street corner… okay

[Viggie Smalls @Viggie_Smalls93]

Following everyone who lives in NYC on twitter. You're all my friends now.

[eli? @ratboymanboy]

actually what makes you a new yorker is how much secondhand smoke you were exposed to in your youth

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chain smoking by the park slope stroller brigade to build their immune systems

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@juicyjNYC it is now

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i’m chelsea sober i only do bdo i bought on temu

[eli? @ratboymanboy]

diva you’ve been heard 🫶

[eli? @ratboymanboy]

kind of obsessed with the quaker practice of telling someone “friend you’ve been heard” when it’s time for them to shut up

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@ode2dove @IngmarBagman recently had to reverse an od on an anesthesiologist … like damn somebody didn’t pay attention in class

[eli? @ratboymanboy]

the only home that could convince me to move to hell’s kitchen

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sitting alone in my room thinking about 420 w 46th street

[eli? @ratboymanboy]

@bohojham either that a polycule. personally i pray they’re only cheating on one person w me

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it was either be a short man or kms let’s give the divas some grace (or at least some privacy)

[eli? @ratboymanboy]

i may be irreversibly clocky but i also have love in my heart

[eli? @ratboymanboy]

@tjelesan tossd or wet noise?

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like i’m so sat. there’s never less than 10 old heads yelling across the st at each other no matter what time of day

[eli? @ratboymanboy]

i don’t need to watch reality tv bc they just opened a synagogue across from the church on my block and they’ve already started trying to poach each others members

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i’m tired of being a young hoe somebody come get me