Rat Life CEO

A workplace for people who are tired of working
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[Rat Life CEO @RatCorpHQ]

GM Ratployees, looks like we made it, all 2000 of us.

Welcome!

RATCORP HQ is created without expectations of profit. As the lore goes, I hate my 9–5. Unfortunately, I’m still trapped there until 65. Money isn’t the issue. Exchanging my life for a sad, stable salary is.

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[Rat Life CEO @RatCorpHQ]

The audacity to keep me in there till midnight these days..

Ratployees, you feel me???

[Rat Life CEO @RatCorpHQ]

@danellisona Or they are deluded. Just like me 😭

[Rat Life CEO @RatCorpHQ]

I can’t stand it when my manager tells me that. I shld gift him an Oscar trophy for putting on such a good show.

Anyway, Monday in a few hours 😢

[Rat Life CEO @RatCorpHQ]

@macroreach Now you have earned your right to say “67676767~~~” 😭😭😭

Nahh but I srsly hope your 9-5 treats u better than how the rats have been treated :)

[Rat Life CEO @RatCorpHQ]

@rassiebrah 😂😂😂

[Rat Life CEO @RatCorpHQ]

Saw this quote randomly and thought this shld slap some sanity in all of you young people in the rat race 😂

Are we really doing this till we 67? Is there a refund programme?

[Rat Life CEO @RatCorpHQ]

Corporate meetings look better with that Gen Z colleague who can’t stop 6767 (slap them on the head), quiet quitters who prolly didn’t even know why they are in the meeting and the occasional coffee breath burnout manager~

@rassiebrah has a star crew and he knows it!

[Rassie 🐀🔫 @rassiebrah]

mmm dem some good rats

[Rat Life CEO @RatCorpHQ]

@rassiebrah Very nice, very very nice. Hope they do good work for u. And thank u for supporting my little project of (nightmares from work) love 😆

[The Hidden Walls @TheHiddenWalls]

GMGMGM!!! I have an announcement!

RATPLOYEES ARE NOW REVEALED!

It’s such a joy to see them silly burnt out faces, share yours and tag @RatCorpHQ

[Rat Life CEO @RatCorpHQ]

Once we reveal, share your rat, I can’t wait to have a good laugh with u.

I will continue distributing Ratployees, I’m keeping my promise.

Anyway, thanks for clocking in.

Please drink water and ignore Slack.

End of yap~

[Rat Life CEO @RatCorpHQ]

GM Ratployees, looks like we made it, all 2000 of us.

Welcome!

RATCORP HQ is created without expectations of profit. As the lore goes, I hate my 9–5. Unfortunately, I’m still trapped there until 65. Money isn’t the issue. Exchanging my life for a sad, stable salary is.

⬇️

[Rat Life CEO @RatCorpHQ]

I want to create more with the rats, bring them into my intricate artwork, and expand their lore through a little digital office I’m currently building.

Before I forget, please, list them if you want. There is no shame in selling rats on the internet. This is capitalism.

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[The Hidden Walls @TheHiddenWalls]

NOTICE FROM MANAGEMENT:

Reveal is tomorrow
9AM GMT+8 / 1AM UTC / 8PM EST

The rats are currently completing some extremely important last-minute touch-ups.

They have been given crayons.
We are choosing to trust the process.

Share yours when you see it!

[The Hidden Walls @TheHiddenWalls]

Post mint pantry talk thread

Wen reveal? Probably Saturday. When the handcuffs are off my 9-5. The rats are currently undergoing background checks too.

Also, list them if you want. There is no shame in selling rats on the internet. This is capitalism.

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[The Hidden Walls @TheHiddenWalls]

GM. It has come to management’s attention that Ratployees have been listed and sold. Am always thankful that u guys are so supportive of the little things that make us web3.

Small step today, it’s jus the beginning 🛠️🐀

[Rat Life CEO @RatCorpHQ]

@rassiebrah Thank you Rassie, I hope they are good rats when they reveal ��

[Rassie 🐀🔫 @rassiebrah]

@RatCorpHQ thx 🐀