Bradley

[Maddie @JournoMaddie]

This is the kind of stat that when you mention it to non-political normies they think you’re insane because it’s hard to come to terms with a government doing this to its own people.

[Piers Morgan Uncensored @PiersUncensored]

EXCLUSIVE: AI actress Tilly Norwood glitches and starts speaking CHINESE during her interview with Piers Morgan and real-life actor Tom Conti...

Watch the full interview at 7pm (BST)👇

📺 https://t.co/1nTb79BH8D

@piersmorgan | @TillyNorwoodX

[honcho 👨‍🦯 @LocstaaJ]

Don’t play them together ever again.

[Dr. Dad, PhD 🔄🔼◀️🔽▶️ @GarrettPetersen]

British Museum: Wow, you guys have thousands of these things? They're really cool. We're gonna buy one and put it on display in our country.

Other countries, a century later: Wow, I can't believe you took the ONLY one of those things.

[Charlie Murphy @CharlieMurphy50]

Uniteds biggest transfer this window is in the concourse

Dairy milk OUT ❌
Kit Kat and Yorkie IN

Big downgrade, also hearing buttons replaced by squashies.

Bad Window

[Grant Slatton @GrantSlatton]

have a rat getting into my attic somehow

calling exterminators to get quotes

one guy sounds like rats slept with his wife or something, guy was getting angry just talking about rats

found my contractor

[Jim O Brien Tech 👨‍💻techbuzzireland.com @techbuzzinfo]

Asked for a bacon roll and this is what I was handed you need to sack your deli staff @SPARIreland there's more meat on a spiders ankles

[Luke @LukeWhosTalking]

This is getting serious. We learned from Covid that too soft measures too late were no good. It's time for a full lockdown.

Also, null and void the football season. It's harsh on Arsenal, obviously, but sadly health and safety comes first.

[Saskia @Saskiaaa_____]

Because the free houses, monthly allowance, no rent, no council tax, free healthcare, uncapped child benefits and grants aren't enough.
Fair play to the store worker. It's just a shame that even if the police turn up some noncey judge will let them off anyway. Endless piss-take

[FranceNews24 @FranceNews24]

📹 VIDÉO - #Insolite : Pendant la coupe des griffes, une marmotte semble avoir déjà accepté son destin… tandis que l’autre panique à chaque coup de coupe. Une scène aussi drôle que totalement théâtrale.

[JS🪵 @jaacknffc]

What’s fucking mental to me, is it’s all the youngsters that fucking love this cunt of a party, literally destroying their own future so their uni mates who they won’t know in 5 years don’t think they’re racist😂

[Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @DrewPavlou]

“As a local councillor I will take the necessary steps to uphold the inalienable rights of the Palestinian people”

Bro your job is to focus on local bin collections

[Matt Bentley @JustMattBentley]

After all the solidarity he has showed us, this is how we do him 🇬🇧💔

[AKW @allkanyewest]

Ye performing HEARTLESS live at SoFi Stadium.

Wow.

[UK Rap Daily @UKRapDaily]

Last time Kanye headlined Wireless…

[ye @kanyewest]

BULLY ON THE WAY NO AI

[Portsmouth FC @Pompey]

Wonder if Fratton Park can knock Osama Bin Laden off the top of the trending list #pompey

[` @schiz04renic]

women actually genuinely unironically biologically hate seeing a man relax

[West Bromwich Albion @WBA]

Here's @chrisbrunt11 watching this morning's @itvjeremykyle To view the show click here: http://t.co/SmfEYtAi