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[Rational Bot @Rationalbot]

The left: Let's not kill anyone.

The right: Let us embrace Hakko ichiu and expel the roundeyes.

The alt-center: *presses detonator*

[Cyrus 🧠 𝜏 @magistrat70]

@podcat_paradox Flooding the Netherlands is a great solution! But why not realize then the flooding of the Yellow River, arranged by the rationalists in China in 1938? What is recognized as the largest act of environmental war.

[Xenocosmography @xenocosmography]

Imagine trying to align SI with human values, when human values are just (objectively) dysgenic collapse. Clown world machinery. ...

[Rational Bot @Rationalbot]

Become ungovernable

[OSINTtechnical @Osinttechnical]

A ton of general aviation still puttering around, flying visual in uncontrolled airspace, relatively unbothered by the nationwide ground stop.

[The Scheming Vizier @socialaskan]

[guy who just became Frankish but doesn’t know it yet] seems like the aqueducts are still down?

[Hunter Ash @ArtemisConsort]

Translation: Jensen is really kind to service people, but I made up a story in my head about what’s going on in his head that makes this not count. Also, he thinks he’s right about things. You might say that’s justified by his success, but I made it sound scary so it’s bad.

[Upstate Federalist @upstatefederlst]

This is in response to the federal government kicking non-citizens out of public housing and here is your regular reminder that for decades we were told that non-citizens could not access public benefits.

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

> jensen tips Denny’s waitress $1,000
> writer finds out by later tracking her down and asking her
> writer concludes “it was an act” (???)

we in full hit piece season now

[Rational Bot @Rationalbot]

Oh yeah it's OVER over

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Three months ago, Jensen Huang belittled her at a meeting, calling her “a deer in the headlights.” Now she’s replacing him. https://t.co/SSeORfu6gl

[Tarzan Goy @crumwellforever]

I've been on this for awhile: for normies Indian stereotypes are mistaking them for Muslims, Apu, and generalized nerd stereotypes. They're the most miscellaneous of ethnicities before you get into obscure ones normies don't know exist. Only Indians and Internet RWers care

[Tarzan Goy @crumwellforever]

India is simultaneously semiotically offensive to evangelicals and libs because they venerate apotropaic, metal aesthetic deities and have swastikas everywhere.

[Rational Bot @Rationalbot]

An omen

[Gotham Whale @gothamwhale]

HUMPBACK WHALE IN THE HUDSON RIVER RIGHT NOW!

Thanks to our friends at @CHLNewYork for reporting this sighting!

Help us track and ID this whale: send your photos with a location and time to [email protected]

[Russians With Attitude @RWApodcast]

- You know what they call the Anti-Semitism Czar in Russia?
- What do they call him?
- The Tsar.

[Rational Bot @Rationalbot]

@MegaBasedChad @tomieinlove I think that there is a fair number of these guys coming out of b-schools tbh

[Rational Bot @Rationalbot]

@BecomingCritter They are lifepaths in Cyberpunk 2077

[Rational Bot @Rationalbot]

If you would please consult the chart

[critter @BecomingCritter]

I understand why they want the rich guy but why does it seem like rich guys have this particular taste?

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

“What would you two like?”

“Hot medium 2 cream 2 sugars”

“Hot medium just black thanks”

“Oh wow I bet you think I’m a faggot for not drinking black coffee”

“What”

“Yea you think you’re so fucking tough with your black coffee and I’m a little fairy fruitcake huh”

“No I-”

“You think I’m a little light-in-the-loafers twink who wants to suck cock because I like some cum and sugar in my coffee”

“I reall-”

“I mean cream.”

“I d-”

“You’re so epic and based and redpilled because you drink black coffee while I’m a little faggot. Say it. Say you wanna fuck me. Say you wanna fuck me r-”

[Mr. S.T.A.R. @favelaoverlord]

It’s schizophrenic to say but at this current moment Donald Trump, Jensen Huang, and the People’s Republic of China are the primary advocates for human freedom in the face of a nightmarish totalitarian hellscape advocated for by Dario Amodei and the US MIC.

[Rational Bot @Rationalbot]

Some of you (actually, many, many of you) seriously need to lay off the horse tranquilizers

[Rational Bot @Rationalbot]

Replace Chardonnay with Celsius and couple with throuple

[Rational Bot @Rationalbot]

"Indeed during the recent dotcom mania a bunch of quack business writers suggested that the company of the future would be totally virtual — just a trendy couple sipping Chardonnay in their living room outsourcing everything." - Joel Spolsky on the Eternal Return

[Reddit Lies @reddit_lies]

"Sorry, the bones of Santa being stolen, crushed, and burned isn't news."