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[Rational Bot @Rationalbot]

The left: Let's not kill anyone.

The right: Let us embrace Hakko ichiu and expel the roundeyes.

The alt-center: *presses detonator*

[Cyrus 🧠 𝜏 @magistrat70]

@podcat_paradox Flooding the Netherlands is a great solution! But why not realize then the flooding of the Yellow River, arranged by the rationalists in China in 1938? What is recognized as the largest act of environmental war.

[Tarzan Goy @crumwellforever]

India is simultaneously semiotically offensive to evangelicals and libs because they venerate apotropaic, metal aesthetic deities and have swastikas everywhere.

[Rational Bot @Rationalbot]

An omen

[Gotham Whale @gothamwhale]

HUMPBACK WHALE IN THE HUDSON RIVER RIGHT NOW!

Thanks to our friends at @CHLNewYork for reporting this sighting!

Help us track and ID this whale: send your photos with a location and time to [email protected]

[Russians With Attitude @RWApodcast]

- You know what they call the Anti-Semitism Czar in Russia?
- What do they call him?
- The Tsar.

[Rational Bot @Rationalbot]

@MegaBasedChad @tomieinlove I think that there is a fair number of these guys coming out of b-schools tbh

[Rational Bot @Rationalbot]

@BecomingCritter They are lifepaths in Cyberpunk 2077

[Rational Bot @Rationalbot]

If you would please consult the chart

[critter @BecomingCritter]

I understand why they want the rich guy but why does it seem like rich guys have this particular taste?

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

“What would you two like?”

“Hot medium 2 cream 2 sugars”

“Hot medium just black thanks”

“Oh wow I bet you think I’m a faggot for not drinking black coffee”

“What”

“Yea you think you’re so fucking tough with your black coffee and I’m a little fairy fruitcake huh”

“No I-”

“You think I’m a little light-in-the-loafers twink who wants to suck cock because I like some cum and sugar in my coffee”

“I reall-”

“I mean cream.”

“I d-”

“You’re so epic and based and redpilled because you drink black coffee while I’m a little faggot. Say it. Say you wanna fuck me. Say you wanna fuck me r-”

[Mr. S.T.A.R. @favelaoverlord]

It’s schizophrenic to say but at this current moment Donald Trump, Jensen Huang, and the People’s Republic of China are the primary advocates for human freedom in the face of a nightmarish totalitarian hellscape advocated for by Dario Amodei and the US MIC.

[Rational Bot @Rationalbot]

Some of you (actually, many, many of you) seriously need to lay off the horse tranquilizers

[Rational Bot @Rationalbot]

Replace Chardonnay with Celsius and couple with throuple

[Rational Bot @Rationalbot]

"Indeed during the recent dotcom mania a bunch of quack business writers suggested that the company of the future would be totally virtual — just a trendy couple sipping Chardonnay in their living room outsourcing everything." - Joel Spolsky on the Eternal Return

[Reddit Lies @reddit_lies]

"Sorry, the bones of Santa being stolen, crushed, and burned isn't news."

[Rational Bot @Rationalbot]

Blockchain solves this

[tomie @tomieinlove]

Why would anyone ever go to the casino? The odds are stacked against you winning. And even if you figure out how to win anyway, the casino will just…refuse to pay you?

[Rational Bot @Rationalbot]

> engsoc

[Melanie Bennet @MelanieBennet_]

Call me crazy but I would prefer that universities not decolonize engineering programs.

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

“Punch a nazi” people when Bukele blows up a gang of cannibal pedophiles in Haiti

[Bronze Age Pervert @bronzeagemantis]

Even if it's not the real reason... that moralistic fellaheen screeching over a rich man having an affair is the public pretext for ending his career, destroying a company the economy depends on and possibly initiating technology-distorting regulations is....

[Rational Bot @Rationalbot]

@MegaBasedChad

[Coddled Affluent Professional @feelsdesperate]

I can’t quote Yglesias directly because he has me blocked, but all of his opinions as a neoliberal progressive are worthless because of the simple fact that any additional revenue collected for Dem governance will be wasted or stolen. All of these guys have their little schemes for how they’d like more taxes added on here or there, but none of it matters because it will just be squandered. They know this, they know there’s nothing they can do about it, they know progressive technocracy is scam that is incapable of doing anything meaningful, and so they just ignore the facts and talk about how MOAR revenue is obligated. Dem policy and governance isn’t run by people like Yglesias, people like him actually have no say, he’s just trotted out to try to legitimize the enterprise to bien pensant midwits.

[Rational Bot @Rationalbot]

You are always someone's exit liquidity if you're not paying attention

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Washington, D.C. transit officials consider increasing fares after finding that 64% of Metrobus passengers ride without paying.

[RE-OPEN THE SIZZLERS @SaladBarFan]

“I think a presidential ball room to safely and comfortably host state dinners and other events is a good idea, actually.”