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Maine coffee roaster for @storibordcoffee

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I’m telling my kids this is Susie and Toto

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Family vacation started: “Yes! Finally!”

Car problems that never existed: “And…Begin!”

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I haven’t been diagnosed, but I just referred Google Maps as “The Google Map” to someone. What does that mean?

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I judge people in cafes who pull out their 17in laptops and their rats-nest of cables and mouse from their bag.

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After all the cat fights, what reunites my daughters to stand together in one cause?

Dress to Impress

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If you don’t have an umbrella, no worries, just duck your head while you walk and guaranteed rain won’t touch you.

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Absolutely no one:

Coffee nerds trying to make small talk:

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In freeze dance, it’s not real freeze until your eyes are bugged out and look to the left 👀

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That pop-up you keep seeing means your phone storage is full

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Being entertained by watching older folks struggle using their phone to record during a dance recital is next level fun.

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Me from now on anytime my server at a restaurant asks me how my food is:

“Lunge-tastic!”

Thank you @therealdcf1

#BahrainGP

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Science is cool and all, but nothing is more astronomically amazing as to how a fitted sheet will engulf everything in the dryer and fold itself into several knots like a giant python, making you spend 30min unraveling it

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“The whole ‘I don’t mean to be cliché’ is becoming cliche”

- Pamela Nason

…my wife

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When I’m 75 I wanna do Richard Branson stuff

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Get me to God’s country

[The Hill Gardens @TheHillGardens]

Temps are rising, which means **grilling season** is just around the corner! Whether you're firing up burgers, hot dogs, or steaks, #CountyQue is the perfect way to spice things up. A bold fusion of hot sauce & BBQ sauce, packed with rich, smoky heat & deep flavor.

[Dr Suzanne Humphries @DrSuzanneH7]

Thank you Mr Rogan for sending so many thousands here to see my posts. More will be coming after the week of interviews I have lined up. Love to you all.

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Me if I went back in time and brought a PowerPoint presentation to Moses explaining the benefits of freeing Israel with bar charts.

Including a laser pointer of course

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“Devour feculence”

I’m using that from now on 😅

#severance

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You mean to tell me I get some daylight on my way to work AND on my way back home now.

#DaylighSavingTime