Rattan

Useless and pathetic. But having a a great time. Inbox me xox

[Rattan @Rattanshavingit]

BREAKING: Andrew Tate has been temporarily banned from the Rattan

[Rattan @Rattanshavingit]

I could actually melt tomorrow and nobody cares.

[Rattan @Rattanshavingit]

Can’t wait for Rattan Monday

[Rattan @Rattanshavingit]

Feeling lonely. Sometimes you just ask yourself why? Is it me ? DHL £280 for a long haul transfer to Vegas. I know who my friends are now. You will pay.

[Rattan @Rattanshavingit]

Disgusting

[Rattan @Rattanshavingit]

Great. Been left home alone. Not even bothered to tie me down. Fat boy 3000’s are in the school fields. He’ll be lucky if there’s a piece of me left when he gets home. Absolutely #blownaway

[Rattan @Rattanshavingit]

You’ve all been here 5 mins and nobody has sat on me. Hurt

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Nobody got me anything for Christmas.

[Rattan @Rattanshavingit]

See you later sweet cheeks #IYKYK

[Rattan @Rattanshavingit]

Aaah shit here we go again

[Rattan @Rattanshavingit]

Oh new kitchen is it ? Forgot about me ? You’ve made it 10 X worse for yourselves. The fat boy 2000 has been training and he’s at least a 5000 now. You’re all in my bad books. And you can never get out.

[Rattan @Rattanshavingit]

You’re having it @Harry_Bull

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Treacherous bastards thought they could go off without me. I cursed them with rain. See you in 10

[Rattan @Rattanshavingit]

Oh I’ve had a rest. Because I always knew. It’s coming home. And you’re all fucking having it

[Rattan @Rattanshavingit]

Sit down and fucking have it

[Rattan @Rattanshavingit]

Ain’t got time for little baby back bitches moaning about shit. Sit down (on me), slap yourself on the face and I’ll see you at 4am.

[Rattan @Rattanshavingit]

Bit of rain ? You can’t stop me. I am eternal. I am inevitable. I am Rattan.

[Rattan @Rattanshavingit]

Been a very tough weekend. Could do with a sit down. #sameagainnextweek

[Rattan @Rattanshavingit]

Kalvin Phillips. Scran it

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It’s coming home