You’ve been in a new job for more than a year and they’re like: “You can have it updated on Vanilla Banana Split. Wait, you still don’t have access to Vanilla Banana Split? OMG I can’t believe you still don’t have access to Vanilla Banana Split!” Shut the fuck up, bitch.
To: Ehud Barak
From: Jeffrey Epstein <[email protected]>
25. Oct. 2014, 3am
Can u create some multiple tasty crousty clones everywhere so the goyim become weak hommes poires
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