Beverly Nichols

Find your happiness not just in the big moments of life but in every little one.

[Beverly Nichols @RaulSuh2]

"K" = the most powerful way to piss someone off while texting.

[Ingrid Merchant @MilesSobol]

Car sickness is that feeling you get every month when the payment is due.

[Beverly Nichols @RaulSuh2]

Damn spider http://t.co/wkOA0ODBcq

[Beverly Nichols @RaulSuh2]

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'

[Beverly Nichols @RaulSuh2]

Don't give part-time people a full-time position in your life

[Lori Martin @TammiWeil]

You're angry at me for that? That's cool, just let me know when you grow up.

[Karen Su @Alvarez5Arturo]

funny text message fail http://t.co/kOz0eGPEsJ

[Beverly Nichols @RaulSuh2]

This is how ghetto people count: 1) Wahh 2) Two 3) Three 4) Foe 5) Fieee 6) Sih 7) Selm 8) Ate 9) Naa 10) Teh 11) Lem 12) Twehh

[Beverly Nichols @RaulSuh2]

I read that pigs only sleep on their right side. Which finally explains why I can never get your mom to roll over.

[Beverly Nichols @RaulSuh2]

Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate bars and someone asks for 4, how many do you have left? Me: 10