𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐍

𝙍𝙊𝙐𝙂𝙃𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙏!

[𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐍 @RavagingRedd]

❝𝑵𝒐 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒄𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝑶𝑾𝑬𝑹 𝒐𝒇 𝒎𝒚 𝒇𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒔! ❞

[𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐍 @RavagingRedd]

𝘚𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺, 𝘛𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘴… 𝘒𝘯𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘈-𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘦.

…𝘏𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙍 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘦!

[𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐍 @RavagingRedd]

Oh no! It looks like 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧 was sneaking around on his island! No doubt to steal his jewels….

But too bad she was 𝘿𝙐𝙈𝙈𝙔 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝘾𝙆 and the sound of her ass clapping alerted the guardian!

Better luck next time, 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙀𝙁!

[𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐍 @RavagingRedd]

𝙋𝙊���: 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤𝙤 𝙘𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙀𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙡𝙙.

[𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐍 @RavagingRedd]

@SkyeBlueWolf She will come to regret this decision…

[𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐍 @RavagingRedd]

𝙐𝙜𝙝.

Dealing with intruders before his morning batch of grapes… and people wonder why he’s so grumpy all the time!

[𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐍 @RavagingRedd]

… 𝓓𝓪𝓶𝓷 𝓲𝓽…. he dozed off on the job.

But it seemed he was lively as ever even when asleep! Just what was he dreaming about?

[𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐍 @RavagingRedd]

Another trespasser?

Caught you 𝗥𝗘𝗗 𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗗!

[𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐍 @RavagingRedd]

𝙐𝙜𝙝.

Dealing with intruders before his morning batch of grapes… and people wonder why he’s so grumpy all the time!

[𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐍 @RavagingRedd]

@TOPJEWELTHIEF

[𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐍 @RavagingRedd]

“Just what are you up to…?”

A sudden appearance… he was standing behind 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗥.

[𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐍 @RavagingRedd]

𝙐𝙧𝙜𝙝… this is why he only sleeps on his island…

Otherwise, he gets woken up like 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨.

[𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐍 @RavagingRedd]

“Heh…” Fond memories.

“I… might have gotten a bit too into it.”

[AmyRose @Piko_Power_Girl]

"I guess it's also training to say, take it all you fucking whore?"

[𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐍 @RavagingRedd]

@BlueBootyBlurr Tch… well at least finish the job.

[𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐍 @RavagingRedd]

𝙐𝙧𝙜𝙝… this is why he only sleeps on his island…

Otherwise, he gets woken up like 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨.

[𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐍 @RavagingRedd]

Thats… training. Ancient Echidna techniques.

[AmyRose @Piko_Power_Girl]

Oh please, whenever she comes for that echidna cock, he's always balls deep in Tikal. It's not a secret.

[𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐍 @RavagingRedd]

Don’t TELL people that! They’ll think he slacks on his duty!

[AmyRose @Piko_Power_Girl]

He acts as though the girls don't always invade Angel island just to suck him off while he's sleeping.

[𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐍 @RavagingRedd]

Supes’s costume is neat and all… but did it really need to be so 𝘁𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁!?

𝙋𝙝𝙚𝙬… he could barely fight in this thing!

[𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐍 @RavagingRedd]

Sometimes his foes need a 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫...

He isn’t only a guardian. He’s the galaxy’s 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬 warrior!

𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 this could be your 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 mistake!

[𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐍 @RavagingRedd]

𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆—!

𝐊𝐀-𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐆!

𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐑𝐑𝐓—!

Damn that 𝗥𝗼𝗯𝗼𝘁𝗻𝗶𝗸… and these new robot models they keep sending to his island!

[𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐍 @RavagingRedd]

He’s feeling… expressive.