Kayley Herbruck

Amateur film critic, Batman groupie, Potterhead, sister, daughter, animal lover.

[Greg Hogben @MyDaughtersArmy]

Local pervert who paid $32,000,000 to women he sexually harassed feels he's also a victim. https://t.co/Xxb31qgxHU

[John Crist @johnbcrist]

Christian Coachella gonna be 🔥🔥

[Kayley Herbruck @RavenclawGinger]

@GHardstark If you haven’t read/ listened to Gillian Flynn’s ‘Sharp Objects,’ get on that shit, Girl! 😘 It’s absolutely incredible

[Kayley Herbruck @RavenclawGinger]

@KarenKilgariff I prefer to sit in my recliner at home in my pjs and just wiggle my feet a bit...my favorite kind of Friday night

[Kayley Herbruck @RavenclawGinger]

@travismcelroy Not gonna lie, I’ve always been a fan of “twat,” and “fecious.” Maybe because I’m both...??

[Georgia Hardstark @GHardstark]

Are there antidepressant gummies yet? I need my Wellbutrin to taste like grape or I’ll forget to take it.

[Clint Smith @ClintSmithIII]

“How many times do we have to tell y’all?”

– Ancient African American Proverb

[Kayley Herbruck @RavenclawGinger]

If you’re like me and don’t quite understand #NetNuetrality, I present to you, John Oliver:
https://t.co/OiKcIUMdpI

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Narrator's voice: Roy was right. God was in control. What he didn't realise was, She's black. https://t.co/pCpVifXgbq

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Dear God let me not get to 70 and be this petty and sad https://t.co/1UK6IQ0jSq

[Rachel Held Evans (1981-2019) @rachelheldevans]

Jesus never told women to "cover up." Instead he told the MEN, if YOUR EYE" (not "their outfit" or "their proximity") causes you to stumble, consider gouging it out before violating a woman. Matt 18:9

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

This is probably a silly idea but should we make it harder for people to get AR-15s? https://t.co/ASuvLovbAg

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Reminder: In February, Trump signed a bill that revoked Obama-era gun checks for people with mental illnesses https://t.co/qVLvABiLiE https://t.co/YS9bWtXLQo

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Georgia Hardstark @GHardstark]

Forensic Files and leave me alone?

[Ali Spagnola @alispagnola]

Can we all just decide that farting is ok so we can fart? Who decided we should all not be farting because Jesus you've ruined it for all of us

[Kayley Herbruck @RavenclawGinger]

When the classic #Batman theme plays on #outlander and your week is MADE 😭😱 @Outlander_STARZ

[Kayley Herbruck @RavenclawGinger]

@DanLaMorte The term "fruitcake" should refer to something old, dry, & gross rather than "effeminate" or whatever. 😂