rooni 💋

I alone am the honored one. Constantly stressed but I’m doing my best

[Girls und Pantsu @ProfPantsu]

No. Im sick of the world catering exclusively to you day walkers. I don't even have 24/7 hour Walmart or McDonald's anymore.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Streamer Sykkuno's response to cheating allegations has been dubbed over by 'Deku' actor Justin Briner

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A game where you try to brush a cat without getting caught is going viral

'Brush Jjaemu' is a free browser game that is "surprisingly difficult"

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

pulled in mcdonald’s drive thru and the cashier said “welcome back”

[T 🇹🇹 @AlaskanTom]

Hey, I noticed that you’re not wearing any green tod..

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Happy 70th birthday to the talented Bryan Cranston.

[cam ⭑.ᐟ @sanzuwur]

el piberio y yo cuando arranque la tercera guerra mundial y le encontremos el bluetooth al tanque:

[aziidaa :O @aziipamii]

ao3 today

[𝙢𝙚𝙤𝙬𝙧𝙧𝙨 @sambrieltruther]

im suffering

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me at 6:25am changing my alarm from 6:30 to 6:35am

[Nicole ✨ @BombshellCole]

I’ve been a little under the weather, so I’ve been kinda just lying around. My two 7 year olds are all up under me, per usual. They’re on their tablets and one goes, “I’m gonna turn my tablet down so you can rest in peace.”

Wait… baby, that’s not-

[rooni 💋 @RavingRooni]

Finna be me on my way to work this week

[MEDPROS Center of Excellence @Asst_to_the_RM]

My kids: how did you learn to drive in the snow

Me: in 1997

[sophia 🐾 @ursuchadipshit]

listening to “mans best friend” in order & it went from ‘don’t worry i’ll make you worry’ to ‘house tour’

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

stocking up for this storm by doordashing 8 chipotle bowls

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A zoo will let you name a cockroach or rat after your ex and have it fed to an animal

The San Antonio Zoo runs the campaign to help people get over breakups while fundraising for animal care