Saved Private Ryan

Different strokes for different folks.
IDF vet. We see you and we don't forget. Ever.
Opinions my own, typos are yours. All is political. Ally. (he/him)

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Time for an announcement: As of earlier this week, I have officially retired from hockey writing. I still enjoy the game, and will still occasionally tweet about it, but it is time to get re-acquainted with the other interests in my life that I have neglected for too long.

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@narrenhut Well, does the bible have apostrophes?

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@newenhuyse @0liviajulianna Challenge is they don't all agree on every point

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@NewYorkStateAG @UofR Any arrests? Warrants?

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I've decided not to be here anymore. Instead, when I feel like doomscrolling, I'll be there:

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@8BitProletariat @NickJFuentes yet

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@netflix @reedhastings you guys need to create a news channel on netflix available for all subscribers. America’s information environment is irrevocably broken. You can help fix it.

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@gdiddy_g @HenMazzig Nope. She's down in Wisconsin by ~30K votes. Stein got 12K votes there.
She trails in MI by 93K. Stein got 44K votes in MI.
In PA, Harris trails by 153K votes. Stein received 33K votes in PA.
Same story in each "battleground" state.

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@cultural_marks @NathanJRobinson The Democratic party doesn't have a base. Yesterday should've taught you that much.

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The Democratic Party watched Hamilton the Musical, and decided to model their image after the role of Aaron Burr.

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Great! I finally become an American, and now....

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Vote, and then drink. Don't vote, and you can't drink for the next 4 years

[Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3]

A reminder that if you don’t vote, you don’t get to complain for the next four years

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As of today, I am a citizen of the United States of America. And I'm very proud to be one

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@JewishWonk My deepest sympathies to you and your wife, Alex

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@toomanycommas3 Despite my excitement at becoming an American citizen in three days, it's unmistakable that Canadian chocolate is superior. More actual cocoa in the recipe.

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@ammarmufasa Didn't realize he was a 'pull out' kind of guy

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

This man is 78. He refuses to release his medical records. If elected he will be the oldest president EVER.

Shouldn’t this be more of an issue?

[Josh Boswell @JoshTBoswell]

Donald Trump jumped on a blonde, 6'1" model and groped her while she tried to fight him off at a beauty pageant in 1993, the woman told me.

She also said Trump was working with Jeffrey Epstein to recruit young women for his parties at Mar-a-Lago.

1/x

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@janecoaston This country needs electoral college football!