Rory.

Sports journalist. Words: @DailyMirror
sneakers. pro wrestling. reality tv.
sufferin' #COYS die hard
#CUSE🍊

views/sarcasm = my own

[EXPRESSIONS OOZING @ExpressionsOOZ]

More chance of seeing Mark Goldbridge at old trafford than Fernandes going to Man United 😭😭

#shameless

[Rory. @RawrEWreckz]

@Allthings__THFC @FabrizioRomano I gotta watch this on 0.25 speed or something, buddy is flyin like there's a 20 second mandate

[Rory. @RawrEWreckz]

@WestHam_Central In all honesty, I hope your club enjoys the money

[Rory. @RawrEWreckz]

My Tottenham list of priorities:

1. Striker/LW hybrid: (Marmoush, Rashford)
2. Tonali.
3. Grounds inspections/changes (injury help)
4. KEEP Gray and Bergvall
5. Finding a new captain

#COYS

[Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24]

Kendrick Perkins:

"Rich Paul, little turtle head snotty nose ass called me all throughout the season every time I'm on TV I get a text message from him. I've been calling him for 2 days now and he been ignoring me. We got a problem"

👀👀👀

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Tottenham agree club record deal for Mateus Fernandes, HERE WE GO!

Agreement in place at £85m fixed fee as West Ham accept the price they’ve always asked, 100% guaranteed — as @David_Ornstein reports.

Man United will now focus on different targets in midfield.

[Rory. @RawrEWreckz]

uh huh

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

Spurs trying to hijack the Fernandes deal lol! It's like a puppy trying to take a bone from a lion

[NBA @NBA]

NBA Deputy Commissioner and COO Mark Tatum provides an update on the NBA and FIBA's plans for a new league in Europe:

[Simon Lester @SimonLester2468]

@AVFCStatto Even as an Arsenal fan I’m embarrassed for what you’re posting. Spurs are a far bigger club than Villa and certainly a better run club. If you can’t see the bigger picture then just posting agenda based drivel merely makes you look completely stupid.

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

Manchester United set to explore Alex Scott after missing out on Mateus Fernandes.

Spurs to pay £85m for Fernandes, a figure #MUFC were not prepared to meet.

Fernandes never communicated to either club a sole preference, leaving it to both to negotiate with West Ham.

Bournemouth want Scott to sign a new deal and are prepared to offer him a release clause within in. They value Scott around £80m.

Arsenal, Manchester City, Spurs and Chelsea other clubs to watch. Arsenal already directly informed on Bournemouth’s stance.

#MUFC also have Aurelien Tchouaméni and Carlos Baleba on their list, and Spurs and Manchester City target Sandro Tonali is appreciated. Cost of deal would need to drop for #MUFC to proceed.

Sander Berge another name discussed.🔴

[Rory. @RawrEWreckz]

I fuckin love these guys

[Last Word On Spurs @LastWordOnSpurs]

🚨𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐍𝐎𝐖! | TRANSFER Update: Fernandes SIGNS • Balogun PRIORITY • Tonali/Baturina BID • Bergvall/Savinho WARNING! | Ft. @RickySacks, @GaryRWard, @Mitch_Fretton, @PatrickTyrant 🔛 @LastWordOnSpurs! #THFC | #COYS | #TOTTENHAM | #SPURS

https://t.co/K7djOfEnJn

[Gary Ward @GaryRWard]

Live right now with @RickySacks, @Mitch_Fretton &
@PatrickTyrant on @LastWordOnSpurs

#THFC #COYS #SPURS #TOTTENHAM

[Rory. @RawrEWreckz]

@GaryRWard @KallumStubbs97 So unlike us. Couldn't be happier and can't wait to see how we shock things up in the attack

[Paul O Keefe @pokeefe1]

Intent. Been a long time coming

[Rory. @RawrEWreckz]

Damn

[Keith Smith @KeithSmithNBA]

Bronny James' contract with the Los Angeles Lakers became fully guaranteed for $2.3M yesterday.

[Rory. @RawrEWreckz]

Don't you fucking move kid

[Tottenham Tiers @TottenhamTiers]

#Tottenham’s stance on Lucas Bergvall is that he is NOT for sale.

Robert De Zerbi and Johan Lange are both understood to have held talks with the midfielder to assure him of his part in the club’s future.

[@JPercyTelegraph] 🥇

[Rory. @RawrEWreckz]

I WAS JUST KIDDING BUT ALSO NOT

[Spurs Army @SpursArmyTweets]

(🥇) 🚨 BREAKING: #fhfc have made Monaco striker Folarin Balogun a PRIORITY SIGNING. 🇺🇸😳

Chelsea and PSG also interested.

@Santi_J_FM x @sebnonda

[Rory. @RawrEWreckz]

Come home boy, stop playin

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Harry Kane likely to sign new Bayern Munich contract despite Barcelona enquiry. #FCBarcelona called camp to express interest but barring unexpected twist #England captain will extend at #FCBayern. Total focus now on WC @TheAthleticFC after @CraigHope_DM https://t.co/i1X2gxEbG2

[Rory. @RawrEWreckz]

DONT TOY WITH MY HEART

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Tottenham Hotspur win race to sign Mateus Fernandes from West Ham United. Spurs submitted highest proposal (believed to be ~£85m guaranteed) & 21yo #WHUFC midfielder opted to join #THFC. Numbers beyond where #MUFC willing to go @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/8JMyfl8LoS

[Rory. @RawrEWreckz]

@gayinKcK Hope he ditches the west and shocks everybody

[Rory. @RawrEWreckz]

We love when our greatest stars make the choice for themselves to go out with a BANG.

This is gonna be so fun.

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: LeBron James will continue his NBA career for the 2026-27 season and has informed the Lakers that the franchise can move on without him because he will play elsewhere, his agent told @ShamsCharania.