Coward the Couragely Dog

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[Coward the Couragely Dog @RaxOfMerch]

Last night, and night before, there was three women walking down the street that way. I saw 'em and i said, "hey you three women, why are yall walking down the street that way? There nothing down there!" And they flew away. I said, "Aww them was some birds."

[Coward the Couragely Dog @RaxOfMerch]

Why havent we made nuke bullets?

[Coward the Couragely Dog @RaxOfMerch]

she humuhumu on my nukunuku till i āpuaʻa

[Coward the Couragely Dog @RaxOfMerch]

Youre the worst butthole sniffer, you always miss and sniff the balls 🤦🏿‍♂️

[Coward the Couragely Dog @RaxOfMerch]

Recently found out im lost in my past.

[Coward the Couragely Dog @RaxOfMerch]

🎵When your mom hits her knees,
And she's begging me please,
That's Amore🎵

[Coward the Couragely Dog @RaxOfMerch]

my dick's dimpled like a golf ball for aerodynamics ⛳️

[Coward the Couragely Dog @RaxOfMerch]

Im like Hawkeye but instead of shooting arrows, i shoot ropes with deadly accuracy

[Coward the Couragely Dog @RaxOfMerch]

hey, i may be a fucker, but dont you ever call me a mother

[Coward the Couragely Dog @RaxOfMerch]

bitches be asking high waisted or low waisted? nigga im high wasted

[Coward the Couragely Dog @RaxOfMerch]

all of yall be slaves but i be a house nigga, we aint the same

[Coward the Couragely Dog @RaxOfMerch]

🎵sweet home Alabama, where the bama's are so ala🎵

[Coward the Couragely Dog @RaxOfMerch]

i think im done using condoms, if someone wants a kid, hmu

[Coward the Couragely Dog @RaxOfMerch]

bitches freak seeing a nigga like me use the hard R

[Coward the Couragely Dog @RaxOfMerch]

Damn, why is my drip so hard? Cuz im hard when i drip 🤙

[Coward the Couragely Dog @RaxOfMerch]

squirt in the bitch

[Coward the Couragely Dog @RaxOfMerch]

Only toes i hate are toma's

[Coward the Couragely Dog @RaxOfMerch]

You know what they say, Old habits die erect.

[Coward the Couragely Dog @RaxOfMerch]

asking how many peach ring gummies can you stack on it 🤔

[Coward the Couragely Dog @RaxOfMerch]

oh you think thats gay? ILL show you gay!
*shows you my butthole*

[Coward the Couragely Dog @RaxOfMerch]

Yall know they guy who convicted La Llorona to do what she did? yeah, that was me. 🙋🏽‍♂️