Food delivery: “Enjoy your meal!”
Also food delivery: forgets the utensils.
So now I’m out here scooping this shit with my hands like a raccoon that just discovered Uber Eats.
2 weeks ago I was in Vegas. Last week I was in Vegas. Next week, I’ll be in Vegas. And 2 weeks from now I’ll be in Vegas… might as well just move to Vegas!!! All I wanna do is go swimming in Vegas! Who’s down?