Rachel Ringo

mom • wife • rad tech

[Rachel Ringo @RayJordanRoe]

One day I have salads and water all day long and the next I eat an entire pan of brownies alone it’s called balance look it up

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I genuinely don't remember making you all this stupid.

[Rachel Ringo @RayJordanRoe]

At the stage of pregnancy where everything and everyone makes me 😤🙄

[Rachel Ringo @RayJordanRoe]

Sometimes my brain hates me and reminds me of the dumb things I did in my early 20’s

[Rachel Ringo @RayJordanRoe]

Karma's a relaxing thought,
Aren't you envious that for you it's not?

[lexie @elderemo_mama]

I’m so tired of living in a country that bans DRAG shows over weapons that are being used to slaughter kids in schools. Idc who you are you don’t need an assault rifle. How loud does the screams need to be?!! We’re TIRED.

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

I don’t care what political party you belong to, 129 mass shootings in 84 days is a crisis.

[Rachel Ringo @RayJordanRoe]

My child specifically asked for a Turkey, cheese, ketchup, mustard, and Tostitos chip sandwich. Idk whether to be appalled or impressed.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I’m not as mean as I could be and I want people to be more grateful for that.

[Rachel Ringo @RayJordanRoe]

Sweet baby Jesus I love my life.

[Rachel Ringo @RayJordanRoe]

If there’s anything I’ve learned in my 30 years of life - let karma handle herself. 😌

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

“Be his peace”
Me

[Rachel Ringo @RayJordanRoe]

Forcing my child to watch Moana because it’s my favorite movie and I’m about to make it hers too

[𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞ @WhoTFissim]

You ever laid next to a mf & went straight to sleep…Like damn you my peace fr 😮‍💨

[Rachel Ringo @RayJordanRoe]

Why watch scary movies when I can just re-live my own trauma 😅🤣

[Rachel Ringo @RayJordanRoe]

My husband will drink a glass of ice tea and put the empty cup back in the fridge to save the ice. I did not realize ice was such a commodity 🙃

[Rachel Ringo @RayJordanRoe]

Finding a house in this market is absolutely insane 😅😅 I’m so tired

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

Goofiness is so attractive to me,if you can keep me laughing you got me forever.

[christian @sessh0m0ru]

how much longer is mercury in the microwave i don't know if i can handle it

[Rachel Ringo @RayJordanRoe]

“Nickelback is back” bish they never left I will die on this hill lol

[Rachel Ringo @RayJordanRoe]

Tyler’s grandpa got my child a baby duck. Her daddy is bringing it home today. This kid HAS to be the most spoiled child 😅😅