@OptusSport Your commentator us shocking. He's keeps on getting players names wrong and also said that man city won the community shield. What a plonker. Sack him. I bet he's drunk or on drugs
@samfendermusic my mate went to see you recently in Newcastle. He fractured his penis whilst in the throws of romance with his GF on the Friday morning. Against medical advise he didn't go to A&E just so he could see you. This resulted in a 4 week recovery and a circumcision.