Ray Shio

Ex Wall Street dealmaker
Applying quant principles to prediction markets

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the start of march madness should be a holiday for finance bros because everyone in IB is pretending to work today while drinking, popping zyns, and making irresponsible parlays

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me to my computer when the polymarket bet resolves in my favor

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@Polymarket

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You just pulled opinions on a guy with prediction profits

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Finally a use for my turbo tism

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When your Oscars bet hits on Polymarket and you’re suddenly a film expert

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On Polymarket, people treat “new highs” like a spiritual event.

They see a price at 90 and start talking like it’s destiny.

That’s not destiny, that’s crowded positioning.

Fans see a team on a win streak and start planning the parade before the playoffs.

A high price is not a promise, it’s an expensive contract.

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That first polymarket refresh of the day

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When you need gym motivation so you open a polymarket market and bet your life savings on YES

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he knows damn well he's not coming

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how jesus looks down at me from heaven while i bet my life savings on his return this year

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When she asks why I keep checking Polymarket during our date

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Me after funding my polymarket account with $200

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You can call me a clown, but the clown is often right.

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polymarket target market in one picture

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how it genuinely feels trying to convince bro to go in with me on a polymarket bet

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imagine taking financial advice from this kid.

yeah IB is cooked.

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why would you ever put money in the st*ck m*rket when polymarket exists

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feels good