Ray Sizzem

Family Man | My best friend is my sister Seks | Former office manager of Benson Law

[Ray Sizzem @RaySizzem]

@DaveoEcks 2 putts on the edge of the cup + the rip around. #bullshit

[Ray Sizzem @RaySizzem]

@DaveoEcks great game. You and your teammate are just better. But I need to rant for a second:

EISENHOWER GOLF COURSE SUCKS ASS! GREENS ARE AN ABSOLUTE JOKE! BEE STINGS AND ANNOYING BUGS EVERYWHERE!

2/10, do not recommend, will not be back.

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Eisenhower at 11! @DaveoEcks you’re going down

[David Eckstein's Burner @DaveoEcks]

Gameday vs @RaySizzem !!

The #HandsTeam is locked in and ready to play. @RaySizzem is currently dead drunk on my chair! Will he get carried by his teammate tomorrow, or will the #HandsTeam cover the spread?

Send predictions in the comments, winner gets a $5 Venmo!

[Ray Sizzem @RaySizzem]

@DaveoEcks Me! -3

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Met with my friend Homelander/Antony Starr today! Gave me some great advice to beat @DaveoEcks in #Game4 tomorrow

[David Eckstein's Burner @DaveoEcks]

David is coming home with a healthy profit in his wallet!!! @RaySizzem got absolutely smoked! Hate to see it!

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IM PISSED! ABSOLUTE RETARDS AT THE BLACKJACK TABLE! RIDICULOUS

[David Eckstein's Burner @DaveoEcks]

It's gamble o clock! David is ready to play some blackjack! 2️⃣1️⃣

[Ray Sizzem @RaySizzem]

Keystone Apple 🔥🔥🔥

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These Canadian #WorldCup announcers are absolute wankers!

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@DaveoEcks 1) Spray paint the cameras looking over the table
2a) Distract the dealer (spray paint/punch to the face, call that their loved one died, etc)
2b) The other person grabs the chips and makes a run for it
3) Have someone else come back and cash them out
#Millionaires

[David Eckstein's Burner @DaveoEcks]

It's spelled "traitor", you illiterate! Maybe someone needs to teach you a thing or two. Non-zero chance of a spelling bee tonight at the Eckstein residence after the #Casino #WinningBigTn

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BREAKING: @DaveoEcks is a traitor to the USA. Treasonous Terrorists must be deported immediately!

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@DaveoEcks You fucking asshole

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@DaveoEcks is scared and switched the course and time to Eisenhower at 11. #UndefeatedChamps are quivering in their boots

[Ray Sizzem @RaySizzem]

@DaveoEcks is scared and switched the course and time to Eisenhower at 11. #UndefeatedChamps are quivering in their boots

[Ray Sizzem @RaySizzem]

It’s pride month, and everyone turns into homosexuals on the roads…

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@Orioles @masnOrioles Holy swept lineup