🐍 Not your average rescue.
We don’t save puppies.
We save pythons.
Boas. Beardies. Tortoises with attitude.
Ray’s Reptile Rescue is live.
Follow us for cold-blooded chaos, facts, and the truth about snakes.
They’re not monsters.
They’re misunderstood.
#ReptileTwitter
Y’all better go like Ray’s Reptile Rescue page on Facebook… or I’m bringing a snake to your family BBQ and telling your grandma it’s her new therapy animal.
Why do you rescue reptiles?
Because nobody else was answering the call.
Because they deserve better.
Because I’d rather clean snake poop than listen to people call them evil.
#RescueLife#RaySaidWhatHeSaid
You don’t need to understand reptiles to respect them.
But when you do take the time to understand them…
You’ll find a world of quiet resilience, misunderstood beauty, and stories worth saving.
#ReptileAwareness#MisunderstoodNotMonsters
Tex just ate my snack.
So I told a group of 2nd graders he’s actually part Komodo dragon and might grow up to eat them.
Was it professional? No.
Was it satisfying? Absolutely.
—Lil Ray
#TinyReptileTyrant#ColdBloodedAndPetty
We do things a little different in Texas…
We don’t kill snakes…
We educate about ‘em.
We don’t fear the cold-blooded…
We fight for them.
Welcome to Ray’s Reptile Rescue.
#TexasStrong#SnakeSafe#ReptileRescue
If your garlic bread suddenly starts slithering across the counter, check for a corn snake.
They’re sneaky, they’re hungry, and they do not apologize. 🐍🍞
#CornSnakeChronicles#GarlicBreadBandit
We rescue reptiles from neglect, abandonment, and ignorance.
But the truth is—they rescue us, too.
Every scared snake or unwanted lizard that finds peace here makes this world a little brighter.
#RayRescues#ReptileLove#SecondChances
BREAKING NEWS:
Lil Ray has been banned from the Dubia farm for ‘excessive enthusiasm.’
He said they were all trying to escape anyway and he was helping.
We regret nothing.
#JusticeForLilRay#ReptileRiot
Snakes don’t dislocate their jaws.
They stretch them like yoga instructors with no bones.
Imagine eating a burger the size of your torso.
That’s Tuesday for a ball python. 🐍🍔
#ReptileFacts#ColdBloodedTruths
Every rescue has a story.
Some come in sick, scared, or abandoned.
But every single one gets a second chance here.
Because to us, they’re not ‘just reptiles.’
They’re family. 🐢🦎❤️
#AdoptDontShop#ReptileRescue#RayRescues
Snakes don’t chase people. They just really suck at running away on two legs.
99% of the time, they’re more scared of you than you are of them… yes, even that chunky rattler in your yard. #ReptileEducation#WildlifeFacts
Human said I couldn’t eat 47 Dubia roaches in one sitting.
I said ‘bet.’
Now I’m stuck in a hide and legally classified as a burrito. 🐍🌯
—Lil Ray
#ColdBloodedChronicles#Snackcident
Meet Bonnie. 🐍
The first rescue. The first ambassador. The first heart-stealer. 💚
Thousands of kids have held her. Thousands have learned from her.
She’s the reason Ray’s Reptile Rescue exists.
#ReptileTwitter#AnimalRescue#RedTailBoa#RayTheRescuer
Hi I’m Lil Ray.
I don’t eat. I don’t blink. I don’t get paid.
But I do run a reptile rescue one sarcastic Lego step at a time.
Follow me or I’ll file an HR complaint with the turtles.
#LilRayLogs#RayTheReptileRescue
A ball python can go 6 MONTHS without food…
…but if you miss one meal, you’re a bad pet owner?
Make it make sense.
Snakes aren’t fragile.
They’re survivors.
And they deserve better PR.
#ReptileTwitter#SnakeFacts#AnimalRescue