Ray’s Reptile Rescue

We rescue reptiles. We educate people. Sometimes it’s the same process. 🐢 Run by Ray (and supervised by a Lego with opinions).

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🐍 Not your average rescue.
We don’t save puppies.
We save pythons.
Boas. Beardies. Tortoises with attitude.

Ray’s Reptile Rescue is live.
Follow us for cold-blooded chaos, facts, and the truth about snakes.

They’re not monsters.
They’re misunderstood.

#ReptileTwitter

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Y’all better go like Ray’s Reptile Rescue page on Facebook… or I’m bringing a snake to your family BBQ and telling your grandma it’s her new therapy animal.

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Why do you rescue reptiles?
Because nobody else was answering the call.
Because they deserve better.
Because I’d rather clean snake poop than listen to people call them evil.
#RescueLife #RaySaidWhatHeSaid

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You don’t need to understand reptiles to respect them.
But when you do take the time to understand them…
You’ll find a world of quiet resilience, misunderstood beauty, and stories worth saving.
#ReptileAwareness #MisunderstoodNotMonsters

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Tex just ate my snack.
So I told a group of 2nd graders he’s actually part Komodo dragon and might grow up to eat them.
Was it professional? No.
Was it satisfying? Absolutely.
—Lil Ray
#TinyReptileTyrant #ColdBloodedAndPetty

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We do things a little different in Texas…
We don’t kill snakes…
We educate about ‘em.
We don’t fear the cold-blooded…
We fight for them.
Welcome to Ray’s Reptile Rescue.
#TexasStrong #SnakeSafe #ReptileRescue

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If your garlic bread suddenly starts slithering across the counter, check for a corn snake.
They’re sneaky, they’re hungry, and they do not apologize. 🐍🍞
#CornSnakeChronicles #GarlicBreadBandit

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We rescue reptiles from neglect, abandonment, and ignorance.
But the truth is—they rescue us, too.
Every scared snake or unwanted lizard that finds peace here makes this world a little brighter.
#RayRescues #ReptileLove #SecondChances

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BREAKING NEWS:
Lil Ray has been banned from the Dubia farm for ‘excessive enthusiasm.’
He said they were all trying to escape anyway and he was helping.
We regret nothing.
#JusticeForLilRay #ReptileRiot

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Snakes don’t dislocate their jaws.
They stretch them like yoga instructors with no bones.
Imagine eating a burger the size of your torso.
That’s Tuesday for a ball python. 🐍🍔
#ReptileFacts #ColdBloodedTruths

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Every rescue has a story.
Some come in sick, scared, or abandoned.
But every single one gets a second chance here.
Because to us, they’re not ‘just reptiles.’
They’re family. 🐢🦎❤️
#AdoptDontShop #ReptileRescue #RayRescues

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Snakes don’t chase people. They just really suck at running away on two legs.
99% of the time, they’re more scared of you than you are of them… yes, even that chunky rattler in your yard. #ReptileEducation #WildlifeFacts

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Human said I couldn’t eat 47 Dubia roaches in one sitting.
I said ‘bet.’
Now I’m stuck in a hide and legally classified as a burrito. 🐍🌯
—Lil Ray
#ColdBloodedChronicles #Snackcident

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Meet Bonnie. 🐍

The first rescue. The first ambassador. The first heart-stealer. 💚

Thousands of kids have held her. Thousands have learned from her.
She’s the reason Ray’s Reptile Rescue exists.
#ReptileTwitter #AnimalRescue #RedTailBoa #RayTheRescuer

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Hi I’m Lil Ray.
I don’t eat. I don’t blink. I don’t get paid.

But I do run a reptile rescue one sarcastic Lego step at a time.

Follow me or I’ll file an HR complaint with the turtles.

#LilRayLogs #RayTheReptileRescue

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A ball python can go 6 MONTHS without food…
…but if you miss one meal, you’re a bad pet owner?

Make it make sense.

Snakes aren’t fragile.
They’re survivors.
And they deserve better PR.

#ReptileTwitter #SnakeFacts #AnimalRescue