@fesshole Surely the solution is she cooks, you clean?
You use your rule and she gets away with not having to do with half the work involved in her rule?
@lib_urgh_al 1 If you're treating the cream like butter, you're not putting on enough cream.
2 If you're treating the cream like butter, the implication is you're not putting on butter. FOOL
3 Jam is stickier, and pulls a decent layer of cream all over the shop. Jam stays where it's put.
@OurShallowState My guess is he'll double down on the shooting for attention. Probably claim that he has evidence KH arranged it.
No, scratch that. He'll say:
'Some people are saying that. Its true, you know? Can you believe that? It's true. Ehhhhhhhh. I dunno, but maybe...'