Rich 🏴‍☠️

Nerd. Native Texan. ✝️ Metal 'til I die.

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“Uncertainty is an uncomfortable position. But certainty is an absurd one.”
-Voltaire

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@Jainadave_ Watermelon. I don’t know who grows the hydroponic watermelons in winter, but I’m probably putting their kids through college.

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@PatriotLexi1776

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Cool thing about streaming music is you can make an absurdly perfect playlist for exactly how you’re feeling right now, listen to it once, and delete it. 10/10 catharsis, highly recommend.

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@AmiEverAfter Hoping you mean your phone, not your joints. 🤞

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@kaitduffy

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@20th_Centurygal U2 - Rattle and Hum. I don’t know if it’s the best, but it’s the one I listened to most.

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@kaitduffy Oof, dealbreaker.

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@20th_Centurygal The Bee-Gees, and it’s not even close.

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You can literally just talk to the creator of the universe.
Never let yourself feel helpless; your reach is infinite.

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@20th_Centurygal I think you gotta replace one of these with “Dream On” by Aerosmith. Maybe drop Baba O’Riley off the list, then off the face of the Earth.

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@Hot_Pepper76 “Stand On It” - Jeff Beck

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@RetroMoviesDB Sports Night

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@OneOutOf4 Director: So we’re gonna shoot the whole thing in front of blue screen.
Band: Oh, so we can insert cool, mind-bending backgrounds?
Director: No.

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@20th_Centurygal Fat Bottomed Girls.

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@realninawysocka Not sure if this is meant to be about football or heartbreak, but please remember all the confused Texans who supported England till the end, and subsequently found you on this app 🫶. You are now, unfortunately, obligated contractually to cheer for the Dallas Cowboys this fall.

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Electric Mayhem playing “Seven Nation Army” was the absolute highlight of the World Cup. Goddam America rocks! 🇺🇸 🤘

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@beautyskillz Robotech

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@Miss_G_1 Grampa used to say, “If you ever get arrested, make sure it’s while dressed as a West Hollywood prostitute.”

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Law of Conservation of Mass says that for you to lose weight, someone else must get fat. It’s just physics.

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Flex Friday, let’s see em.