Robert Curthose

Thwarted heir. Bullied by younger brothers. Used to be short, so plenty to shout about really!

[Robert Curthose @RBLDukeRobert]

Been writing some poetry, and have made myself laureate. Doing showings from my cell tonight. Love to see you there. #HenryI @RBLTheatreCo

[Robert Curthose @RBLDukeRobert]

This incarceration lark isn't so bad. Keeps me out of the house and away from the wars. I might take up a hobby. #HenryI @RBLTheatreCo

[Robert Curthose @RBLDukeRobert]

Feel like I've just lost 19 years of my life. That was weird! #HenryI @RBLTheatreCo

[Robert Curthose @RBLDukeRobert]

So close and yet so far. She's totally pregnant right? @RBLBelleme #HenryI @RBLTheatreCo

[Robert Curthose @RBLDukeRobert]

So.. back from #Crusade. @RBLEdith and @RBLHenryI about to get SHUT-DOWN #HenryI @RBLTheatreCo

[Robert Curthose @RBLDukeRobert]

Is everything alright @RBLLadyAgnes ? You looked a bit blue (& black) #HenryI @RBLTheatreCo

[Robert Curthose @RBLDukeRobert]

Hey @RBLBelleme I met a babe in Italy on me way back. Only gone and put a ring on it 💍. She's the bomb #Sybilla #HenryI @RBLTheatreCo

[Robert Curthose @RBLDukeRobert]

What... @RBLWilliamRufus is dead? Why am I always the last to hear anything #lateadopter #homewardbound #HenryI @RBLTheatreCo

[Robert Curthose @RBLDukeRobert]

Off on #Crusade guys, so.... just saying. #Heroic #HenryI @RBLTheatreCo

[Robert Curthose @RBLDukeRobert]

Conan defeated and @RBLHenryI in the dungeon but still no love from my peeps. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME. #HenryI @RBLTheatreCo

[Robert Curthose @RBLDukeRobert]

@RBLWilliamRufus @RBLHenryI doesn't suit you. #HenryI @RBLTheatreCo

[Robert Curthose @RBLDukeRobert]

@RBLHenryI @RBLBelleme @RBLTheatreCo it's a grown up thing, you wouldn't understand.

[Robert Curthose @RBLDukeRobert]

Boomting! Homage from me homie @RBLHenryI you won't regret it bro. #HenryI @RBLTheatreCo

[Robert Curthose @RBLDukeRobert]

Me and @RBLBelleme going to take over the world. #bromance #HenryI @RBLTheatreCo

[Robert Curthose @RBLDukeRobert]

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!! You're a *#% Dad. Watch your back @RBLWilliamRufus #HenryI @RBLTheatreCo

[Robert Curthose @RBLDukeRobert]

About to inherit a kingdom. LOL #HenryI @RBLTheatreCo

[Robert Curthose @RBLDukeRobert]

Get In! Just taken the bridge over the Seine. #HenryI @RBLTheatreCo

[Robert Curthose @RBLDukeRobert]

Bit tied up at the moment. Father's putting up quite a fight for Pontrieux. 😠