RB on the Mic

Former radio host. Hip hop head. I write jokes and talk sports, bruh.

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@geauxsohard Oh I'll be the first one to tell you this aged like sour milk. I love Billy as a person but MAN did this not work.

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Mike McDaniel is the NFL HC equivalent of a Tik Tok star. You were SO HOT, for a short period of time. NFL DR'S figure things out real quick.

He's gonna end up being an OC for the rest of his career, which is what he should be doing.

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Ayooo who knew the Brazilian National Anthem slapped that hard?

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NEW RULE: The @PTXofficial need to do every National Anthem now.

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Spencer Rattler with an open receiver

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Live look at Daniel Jones against Pittsburgh's defense

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It has been incredibly produced by @nbc and visually stunning, but it's ultimately about the athletes. Entertainment value is crucial for viewership and growing the sport, but host sites need to pay the most attention on what directly affects the athletes' performance.

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The river they had to spend $1 Billion dollars to clean because their own patrons put human feces in, to the slow pool that cost many Olympians world records, to the slippery balance beam

We better take Los Angeles seriously. Everyone is watching.

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The amount of falls on the women's balance beam, along with the extremely slow and shallow swimming pool, show me that USA better approach the Olympics crucially in Los Angeles 2028.

Olympians work their entire lives for this. Don't mess up their dreams because you aren't ready.

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@KUTX @JodyDenberg So smooth behind the mic. The ability to blend sounds and create a vibe and mood. The care, curation and love for the craft. All of it unparalleled.

Thank you for everything you have done for Austinites and the Austin music scene, Jody. Truly one of one.

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Thank you, sincerely, to Jodi for your time at @KUTX. You've been an essential part of my Austin Experience, and I've only been here two plus years.

I can only imagine the massive impact you have had on thousands, if not millions of ears, minds and souls in your time on the mic.

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What's a goon to a goblin? #mood

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For the homies

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I think Kenny put BBL Drizzy into a body bag, buried the cadaver 20 feet deep, then had the whole hood crip walk on his grave. Just leave it alone, Drizzy. You DO NOT want that smoke in any way.

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IT IS THE STAR OF MY PEOPLE, WHICH SHALL SHINE 🇹🇷

[FOX Soccer @FOXSoccer]

TÜRKIYE STRIKES FIRST VS NETHERLANDS 🇹🇷😱

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So this is the rough translation of the Türkiye National Anthem. Now that's how you represent, son.

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I put "THEY NOT LIKE US" into an AI generator and this is what it gave me. I present this with no comment but want all the feedback possible. Also, who wants to join the GOAT CRIPS?

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Short story in one sentence:

Ford F-250 broken down on the side of I-35 with a massive boat on a trailer on the 4th of July.

Happy Independence Day.

[Gizzle @NuthnButAGThing]

My thoughts exactly lol