Ryan Sweeney

[Prue MacSween @macsween_prue]

This bloke is lethal. Dangerous, cunning and totally deluded

[Ryan Sweeney @RBS1]

@_onlyscott Sort the back 4 out

[ralph horowitz @rtralphy]

It’s hard to know what to think about Nicky Winmar going to jail without being told how to think by Andy Maher, Tony Armstrong, Peter Fitzsimons, Roco, Marnie Vinall, Cathy Wilcox, Brandon Jack, Kelli Underwood, Rana Hussain, Tim Lane & Laura Tingle

[ralph horowitz @rtralphy]

Q/ How can anyone screaming about the Sydney Swans 4 the sisterhood over the past fortnight in AFL media have any credibility if they’ve been silent about Nicky Winmar who was actually charged, actually found guilty & now actually sent to jail?

A/ They can’t

[ralph horowitz @rtralphy]

2026 barrack for a large asteroid All Australian media:

B: Rana Hussain, Mitch Brown, Daniel Cherny
HB: Lisa Wilkinson, Mark Gottlieb, Peter Lalor
C: Marnie Vinall, Damien Barrett, Abbie Chatfield
HF: Craig Foster, Brandon Jack, Lavender Baj
F: Waleed Aly, Peter Fitzsimons, Amy Remeikis
Foll: Rana Hussain, Geoff Lemon, David Campbell
Inter: Hannah Ferguson, Rohan Connolly
Tony Armstrong, Bharat Sundaresan
Coach: Tim Lane
Runner: Andy Maher
Tea and coffee maker: Ed Bourke

[ralph horowitz @rtralphy]

Brandon Jack who played for the Sydney Swans SMH opinion pieces

February 2024
August 2026

[ralph horowitz @rtralphy]

March 2024 two Sydney Swans AFLW players - not AFLM ✊ - charged with possessing an illicit substance

2 game suspension

AFL announces it would review the illicit drug policy

CEO Tom Harley: players fell short of clubs standards

Comedy writes itself 👍

[ralph horowitz @rtralphy]

🤣🤣🤣

We're at the stage of the Sydney Swans news cycle where media outlets are so desperate for content that Brandon Jack (checks notes 28 games in 5 seasons) gets a run "I played for the Swans". Thanks Brandon.✊

[ralph horowitz @rtralphy]

Let me get this right with Greg Swann's response to Round 24 team selection for those in the AFL Wildcard mix:

Collingwood was OK to rest Scott Pendlebury before his 433rd game, but if they want to rest him after his 442nd game that's not on? 😂🤣

[Ryan Sweeney @RBS1]

@Betfair_Aus @thaylock @PfitznerMiles @SEN_track @rsn_927 Captain Furai 🗑

[Nicole Werner MP @NicoleWernerMP]

Just some answers would be nice...

[Ryan Sweeney @RBS1]

@edlynch86 What a cunt she is

[Ryan Sweeney @RBS1]

@davidking34 #gutsup #luxuryescapes

[9News Melbourne @9NewsMelb]

#EXCLUSIVE: St Kilda made a bold play to lure GWS' Finn Callaghan to Moorabbin, presenting him with a verbal offer which would have made him the highest paid player in the AFL. @tommorris32 #9News

[brad davidson @braddavo]

I reckon the connections of Buckaroo will be kicking themselves they didn’t go with James McDonald. Doubt he wins regardless but right back, taking off early and being left extremely wide on turn is certainly not the way to ride a horse trying to get 2 miles #MelbourneCup2024

[Ryan Sweeney @RBS1]

@NCW717 @YulongInvest @FlemingtonVRC Feels like Verry Elleegant all over again

[Dane Swan @swandane]

You have to kind of hope these GWS boys have sacrificed a live goat or something at this pub cause these punishments are ridiculous for what is being told right now.
Also the bartender who ratted them deserves jail time. All time disgusting thing to do at a private event.

[Ryan Sweeney @RBS1]

@PfitznerMiles Hit her with a wet lettuce

[Ryan Sweeney @RBS1]

@SkyCricket Oh yes, Iron Gloves is in his head, 🫠

[Greg Norman @SharkGregNorman]

A great day in global golf for players and fans alike. The journey continues!!