RC Cola™

Good fucking soda. (Not affiliated with RC)

[Charlie McFarland @Charlie_Kilo93]

I’m 30 years old today, and the one thing the might help with that existential dread is getting Pistol Shrimp fully funded in the next five days. 😬 https://t.co/wK7WlfuMCU

[Charlie McFarland @Charlie_Kilo93]

I know somewhere out there are people like me who just want a comic book that’s going to make them laugh, be a little absurd, and have the kind of action you can’t find in any other medium. And I really hope those people are able to find our Kickstarter page.

[RC Cola™ @RC_ColaUS]

Don’t worry gang! We’re going to crunch the numbers until we can afford to pay the $8 for that checkmark!

[RC Cola™ @RC_ColaUS]

It’s a good thing soda is supposed to be fizzy, because we’d have a hard time explaining that one.

[RC Cola™ @RC_ColaUS]

Oh god, Twitter didn’t go down!? We were just kidding! Ha ha.

[RC Cola™ @RC_ColaUS]

Alright, if Twitter is really over we’ve gotta confess something real quick.

We don’t know what’s in the RC. We just buy it out of some trucks that use our logo to get across the border. ☹️

[RC Cola™ @RC_ColaUS]

@FoodInsider This is gross. And we should know. We make RC.

[RC Cola™ @RC_ColaUS]

@philologian_ @rknhd @Fritolay @Pringles @Walmart As of right now we’re not legally allowed to be “sold.” But once we get this situation cleared up with the FDA we’re back on shelves!

[RC Cola™ @RC_ColaUS]

Visit our website to buy this cool NFT of our logo! Absolutely DO NOT screen cap this! You must pay for it to own it! Screen caps are forbidden!

[RC Cola™ @RC_ColaUS]

The RC corporation proudly stands for progressive policies that have been found to be most common in the extremely profitable 18-35 demographic.

[RC Cola™ @RC_ColaUS]

Clapback! Girl boss! RC is a cool drink for young people! Pound Sign millennial soda!

[RC Cola™ @RC_ColaUS]

We are preemptively standing with Patrick Stewart for anything he may do that’s inspiring and also shaming him for anything he may do that’s not. #StewartStrong #BoycottPicard #BuyRCeitherway

[RC Cola™ @RC_ColaUS]

That face when you see someone take a drink of your RC. #NoWay #GetYourOwn

[RC Cola™ @RC_ColaUS]

Yeah, we saw the Peeps flavored Pepsi. Don’t worry, we’re working on something even bigger.

[RC Cola™ @RC_ColaUS]

We don’t make Cherry RC anymore. We only added the Cherry flavor to cover the taste of the dead guy we found floating in one of the vats of RC.

[Ryo 🍥 @imHazuki]

@RC_ColaUS When are you gonna make more cherry rc???

[RC Cola™ @RC_ColaUS]

WHOOPS! Please disregard that last tweet.

[RC Cola™ @RC_ColaUS]

To: Marketing Team
Cc: Stu
Subject: Twitter

Make sure you’re posting sassy politically charged tweets. That’s very profitable right now. Definitely don’t mention how we’re a million dollar company that doesn’t actually care about anything but money. That would not be profitable.

[RC Cola™ @RC_ColaUS]

RC Cola. The champagne of the trailer park.

[RC Cola™ @RC_ColaUS]

@ChurchofSatan Hi, we’d like to get in touch with your boss about selling Greg in marketing’s soul in exchange for a more successful quarter.

[RC Cola™ @RC_ColaUS]

We recommend buying a Coke while you’re at work, opening it, and letting it sit for the entirety of the work day. Afte 9 hours, the result tastes exactly like RC! Enjoy!