Rachel Chisham

[Rachel Chisham @RChisham]

@elonmusk #baert

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

And he did

[Rachel Chisham @RChisham]

#baert

[Rachel Chisham @RChisham]

My goal for the summer is to not be chronically dehydrated

[Rachel Chisham @RChisham]

Can I put that I pay for my own Netflix, Hulu, and Disney+ subscriptions on my resume?

[Rachel Chisham @RChisham]

@govan_grace Just a tad incestuous 👌

[Rachel Chisham @RChisham]

Annie’s cheesy smiles slaaaaaaaap. I will eat the entire Costco sized bag

[Rachel Chisham @RChisham]

They were serving Chinese in the cafe at my work and accidentally served maple syrup instead of sweet and sour sauce.

[Rachel Chisham @RChisham]

The Keystone Pipeline invades thousands of acres of the already limited land Native Americans have claim to, but sure let’s talk about Biden being a hypocrite.

[Rachel Chisham @RChisham]

Why is @MeghanMcCain trashing Biden for taking a private jet while trying to shut down the Keystone Pipeline? What’s he gonna do? Fly on a plane with a hundred people that may or may not have been tested/vaccinated and half the country wanting him dead?

[Rachel Chisham @RChisham]

@ittybittyybaby Pasties

[Rachel Chisham @RChisham]

What’s a skill you learned pre-pandemic that is now useless? Mine is that I learned not to sing along when I was recording videos at concerts because I would sound like a tone deaf walrus.

[Rachel Chisham @RChisham]

And I’m 21

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

It’s the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century. Who wants to play some blackjack?

[Rachel Chisham @RChisham]

If $15 minimum wage bothers you, the average cost of housing and feeding a prisoner is at least $31k a year, but no one is talking about that.

[Rachel Chisham @RChisham]

The only pain I wanna feel in 2021 is a hot pizza burning my thighs

[Guilty as Slade? ✨🤌🏼 @Jesse_bslade]

Republicans: “This impeachment is being rushed”

Republicans the week RBG died:

[Rachel Chisham @RChisham]

COVID vaccine cards are about to be the new “I Voted” stickers

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Good morning 🌞

Lies are not “differences of opinion.”

Have a great day!

[Rachel Chisham @RChisham]

I just took down my Christmas lights and I’ve never felt more like an adult

[Rachel Chisham @RChisham]

@Sethrogen should start a series where he smokes weed while making ceramics and call it Pot-able