Rachel Windjack

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[ريم @Reamozaa]

Guys, i think I found my favourite tiktok

[Rachel Windjack @RchWindjack]

MY BRAIN FORGETS TO REMIND ME OF LETTERS WHEN I TALK SOMETIMES, OKAY?! @ErinYanew

[Rachel Windjack @RchWindjack]

Shout out to the table behind us at brewhouse singing along to backstreet boys at the top of their lungs😂👌🏼you made my night

[Rachel Windjack @RchWindjack]

It’s a mix tequila in your slushie kind of night

[Rachel Windjack @RchWindjack]

Finally sorted/folded the laundry I did over a week ago so the next time anyone needs adult Rachel you can find her under a mountain of blankets eating spaghetti 👌🏼

[Daniel Sloss @GoodbyeEl0n]

Anyone who claims to have knitted anything ever is a god damn fucking liar. This shit is impossible. It's a full blown lie and I caught you. Just fucking admit it.

[Rachel Windjack @RchWindjack]

@Netflix_CA NEVERRRRRR

[Rachel Windjack @RchWindjack]

Me, successfully adulting by making myself dinner—I’M FUCKING INVINCIBLE

[Rachel Windjack @RchWindjack]

Whenever I drive home at night there’s always a weird spotlight I can see in the clouds in my neighbourhood- NO IDEA where it’s coming from or what it actually is- POLICE HELICOPTER? SOMEONES XMAS LIGHTS? ALIENS?? Fuck it, Northside #yeg it could be anything

[Rachel Windjack @RchWindjack]

BLESS😂💕

[Rachel Windjack @RchWindjack]

So I quit my second job and have time to do things again!
...too bad I forgot what normal people do with free time so I’ll just sit in the bath for another hour I guess

[Rachel Windjack @RchWindjack]

Accidentally went to bed on time last night and now I’m up early....not really sure what I should be doing??

[Daniel Sloss @GoodbyeEl0n]

Changing your profile pic and posting the photo with the caption "New profile pic" is the online equivalent of walking up to strangers after a haircut, pointing to your head and shouting "HAIRCUT".

[Edmonton Police @edmontonpolice]

Your vehicle is not as skilled on ice as Connor McDavid. Your tires are not skates. You cannot speed down a wintery road and expect your vehicle to make a hockey stop.

Please drive according to the road conditions and your comfort. #yeg #yegtraffic

[Quilliam @nyquills]

God: you run really fast.

Horse: sweet.

God: people ride you in circles for sport.

Horse: kindof weird but ok

God: also don’t break a leg.

Horse: why?

God:

Horse: God? why?

[Zach Kornfeld @korndiddy]

Today keith called a cucumber a water hotdog and I’ve never hated a person more.

[Rachel Windjack @RchWindjack]

Chicken nuggets and criminal minds are my fucking jam tonight👌🏼