Trilly Nelson

“Don’t count beers Carlos, not cool"

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the most West Virginia experience i had in high school was making out in the woods with a girl and her freaking out that her dad was gonna see us on his deer camera

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Murakami coming back to save my fantasy team from a first round exit, absolutely cinema

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the whitest guy ever just pulled into the gas station in a camaro blaring sicko mode

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when my girlfriend is out of town I be shoving as much clothes as I can fit in the washing machine idec

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I would rather have my skin peeled off my body slowly over the course of a month than talk to an xfinity agent ever again

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@finsfan37 better than Malik Willis

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why as a society havent we found a way to put O-line into fantasy football

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my girlfriend and I were making fun of weddings and she said "I still want one" and I was like "me too baby, ours will be amazing". Then she was like what the fuck are you talking about and gestured towards the commercial for subway protein pockets

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just spent an uncomfortable amount of time weaving in and out of traffic before realizing it was a funeral procession

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Murakami is the most exciting player in all of sports right now

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sometimes when you're in the grocery store you just gotta leave the cart behind and come back for it later

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"I know you quit drinking, and Im really proud of you. But you can't drink 3 cherry cokes everyday"

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Paul Skenes, what happeneduuuuh

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Ive finally reached the age where I can sit alone at a bar and watch baseball without feeling uncomfortable

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so glad I finished the entire season of Neighbors before recommending it to my parents 😭

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@finsfan37 4th round is day 3, casual

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Okay its not all outlaw country but The Walking Dead using this was peak

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some of the best outlaw country songs you'll find will come from a popularized zombie movie/tv show

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Dawn of the Dead

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finding out that every hispanic movie character Ive liked in the past 5 years has been Bad Bunny