When you've spent 150m over the summer, pulled 82 levers, sold your stadium name, signed Bayern's 41 year old striker and now Bayern can only score 2/3 goals against you and not 8.
the irony of someone writing from a #SanFrancisco based periodical questioning the "cool" factor of literally anything is not lost on me.
that said, Dogpatch ain't any less cool than these other putrid neighborhoods
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