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Internet user, obnoxious at times

[red @Rdm433_]

@ledoge69420 @dontdickthat_ I post my tweets for myself

[tom crisp @tomjc09]

ever since i was a little boy it has been my dream to be soft-launched on a beautiful woman's instagram story

[🌋 @hum_dunkin]

Only if you understand Bulgaria will you know how humorous and satirical this is

[Dr. Dad, PhD 🔄🔼◀️🔽▶️ @GarrettPetersen]

You share 98.8% of your genes with chimpanzees. You only share 50% of your genes with each of your parents. That means you're way more related to a chimp than you are to your own immediate family members.

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

soon as this covid shit over ima start working out, getting me a job, maybe even a gf

[Ælþemplær @Aelthemplaer]

"Embrace world peace, not because we are enlightened, but because war has become too gay"

[🇵🇸i have never heard of philosophy @dimitripilled]

It always sucks when I have to go to New York for work. There’s nothing to do there. Can’t get a sandwich, can’t see live music, can’t find any bars or other little hangout spots, etc.

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

why is nobody talking about this

[Iggmeister @iggidigit]

In college I knew a guy from Rwanda who considered Russia a brother nation because it’s always next to Rwanda in the country dropdown on electronic forms

[mao 🇦🇺 @freemaowtf]

who the fuck is this and what point did he make

[steven @mynounswentpro]

we had to put down my dog last year because he kept misusing aave

[🌙 corvusplagues @corvusplagues]

thing i drew a year ago because i was annoyed about comments on pinterest art guides

[alex @vicewater]

When you fail the relationship mission and the game over screen is a Lucia MacBook instagram story selfie

[rory ✦* @vaurealis]

*getting married to a video essayist* we've been together 10 long beautiful years... and im so glad i finally get to be with the love of my life... aurara? ourora? god im probably butchering that lmao

[Hood Action News @BAPingLoud]

🚨 Rockstar has confirmed that Jason starts the story of GTA VI uncircumcised, but player choices and quests could "change that"

[full time fidget spinner reviewer @new_car_]

fuck you man i was just curious

[mao_wow @realwow_mao]

at 20 pages this man has read more nietzsche than anyone clowning on him for saying this

[raina douris @RahRahRaina]

when you scroll your phone: how sad. mindless. no inner life to speak of

when i scroll my phone: haha! i am learning so much at an astonishing speed. these jokes are so unique

[ShreddedNerd @o_sneedy]

This man clearly lived a difficult life in one of the most difficult times and places in this country’s history. A face where each wrinkle represents American heritage, history, and struggle. Now he’s just a meme because of his name